<p>Cereal! </p>
<p>Who’s ever heard of pouring the milk in first? Won’t it splash when you put the cereal in?</p>
<p>I’ve never heard of it. It’s against the natural order.</p>
<p>South Park or Drawn Together?</p>
<p>both suck but south park
but both leave my underpants without a mark
of poo</p>
<p>have you seen american beauty?
its awesome, not fruity</p>
<p>No, I’m a culture snob, I prefer alternative entertainment. </p>
<p>When’s the last time you got really angry?</p>
<p>a long, long time ago.</p>
<p>If you have back pain, would you rather take some ibuprofen to go to a chiropractor?</p>
<p>chiropractor because they work well.</p>
<p>Do you want to go to the same college as all of your friends or branch off to somewhere where you don’t know anyone and have to start over?</p>
<p>If it’s a big university, with friends. If it’s a small one, by myself.</p>
<p>Favorite branch of chemistry?</p>
<p>Chemistry? Let’s just say my memory has sort of blocked out that part of my life. I do remember stoichiometry…I’m guessing that’s not a “branch” though. </p>
<p>Favorite person in history?</p>
<p>who my favorite person in history?
what a silly question! over course its me!!</p>
<p>i just ate a large chicken in a bowl
do you like yours kinda col’?</p>
<p>that means cold</p>
<p>Not really. I like my food warm and steamy.</p>
<p>Hot tubs or jacuzzis?</p>
<p>Hot tub, definitely</p>
<p>Would you put dialogue in the first Chicago essay?</p>
<p>Sure.</p>
<p>What’s the difference between a hot tub and a jacuzzi?</p>
<p>I have no idea. I used to think that a jacuzzi was some kind of car.</p>
<p>Is it necessary to say “thank you” when someone blesses you after a sneeze?</p>
<p>I would not say it is necessary
But in respect to manners dont be very
stingy</p>
<p>do you like water?
or animals like the otter?</p>
<p>I do like water in some respects</p>
<p>Must you keep asking questions in couplets?</p>
<p>nope
do you like smelly people?</p>
<p>Not particularly.</p>
<p>My boyfriend is cute. Is yours? (: (Or girlfriend, or just some random person you last saw.)</p>
<p>Well, I know someone who is cute, altho HE is yet to know this</p>
<p>What do you call wednesdays?</p>
<p>Anything but ‘hump day’.</p>
<p>If R is the set of all sets which don’t contain themselves, does R contain itself?</p>
<p>/hint: ask Russell.</p>
<p>R contains itself whenever R feels like it, thank you very much.</p>
<p>Who’s Russell?</p>