<p>Argh! Stupid 60 second rule!</p>
<p>On CC…</p>
<p>How much do u like CC? (on a 1 to 10 scale)?</p>
<p>I am only annoyed by the ever so obvious posts… if you are genuinely curious and honest then I would gladly help you if i feel i could contribute. I was once a Chances nerd too… as were you ! Atleast most of you…</p>
<p>7.9</p>
<p>btw… 60 second post rule… E A T M Y S H I T !</p>
<p>uh. so on that note…</p>
<p>would you rather have diarrhea or be constipated?</p>
<p>diarrhea…
soooo diarrhea</p>
<p>would you rather get into MIT but find out you are HIV + or be forced to go to a community college but find out you are related to a Hollywood A-lister ?</p>
<p>This one is complicated</p>
<p>MIT, and then an amazingly bright and hot girl (u gotta love the Whores of Mensa—>Woody Allen rocks) would find the cure, after all it’s MIT right?,and apply it to me, i would recuperate, and after this life altering experience would go spring breaking with the hot yet brilliant girl…</p>
<p>Would you rather slide over a series of blades and knives and then be forced to jump into a pool of methylated spirit (ouch, alcohol)
OOOOOOOOOOOOORRR
Would you prefer to have your toenails and fingernails removed with a hot metalic tool, that will incinerate your skin the moment it touches it??</p>
<p>That has got to be the worst, right???;)</p>
<p>dude you watched saw III one too many times…
I bet your parents would be so proud if they saw this post whahaha !
uhm… it’s a pretty tough choice… so i would choose … to quote a Ben Stiller movie i forget which one…</p>
<p>" The (name of certain American Indian tribe) never walk away from battle … they prefer to run ! "</p>
<p>and run away. </p>
<p>Rather drink a gallon of milk after someone squeezed 0.75 gallons of lemon juice on it or eat prunes and nothing else for a month ?
(this one may be even worse than the last one :S)</p>
<p>Hahahaah these are the most ridiculous questions. “Drink a gallon of milk after someone squeezed 0.75 gallons of lemon juice?” So really, you’re drinking a 1.75 gallon lemon juice/milk cocktail. And yeah, I guess I’d do that.</p>
<p>ON A DIFFERENT AND NON-DISGUSTING NOTE:
Would you rather have a relationship where you were in love but there was 0 physical attraction or where you were incredibly physically attracted to one another but not really “in love”?</p>
<p>uhm… i would choose the second one because i am a cheap egocentric ■■■■■■■. Or something like that.</p>
<p>Would you rather be lactose intolerant and vegan or only have one leg ?</p>
<p>Lactose intolerant and vegan. I like my legs. And fruit/vegetables. </p>
<p>How dependent are you upon T9/predictive text? I really don’t think I could function very well without it.</p>
<p>I honestly can’t work with it so i don’t need it at all haha</p>
<p>What would you rather do without… travelling by car or by airplane ?</p>
<p>OOOOOO, me likey !!!
Airplane----I am coming to the states with an airplane in the summer…so, the plane (and to all of you who are pathetically attached to this thread, like me, I have an internship in Boston–>thought i’d give u some insight into my pathetically exciting life:D)</p>
<p>Question…
Grotesque, macabre jokes or light-hearted foolish knock knock jokes??</p>
<p>knock knock jokes are classic !! Same as the Chickens !!</p>
<p>would you rather only be able to eat or only be able to drink ?</p>
<p>I would rather only be able to eat, but still be able to ingest water without actually drinking it. Anyone who can figure that out, or find a way to make it work wins a penny.</p>
<p>I have a really dirty would-you-rather thing: Would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents, or watch a porn movie starring your parrents?</p>
<p>■■■■. um, probably watch WITH coz i’d have to go into a psych ward if i watched a porn with my parents “acting” in it</p>
<p>did you watch the pilot episode of the black donnellys?</p>
<p>lol dude the vegan one leg question was hella random.</p>
<p>airplane because i know how to fly. i’m so awesome.</p>
<p>if you were a hobo, where would you live?</p>
<p>oh damn. i stayed on this page for too long.</p>
<p>no.</p>
<p>if you were a hobo, where would you live?</p>
<p>Las Cruces, NM-it’s warm and near major rail lines
Why was Hitler a vegetarian, yet so “intolerant”? Would have thought he’d have been a consumate carnivore?</p>
<p>these questions sometimes tickle and sometimes scare the hell out… Hiltler must’ve known better…</p>
<p>Who’d u like to date Avril Lavigne or Hilary Duff?</p>