<p>Is that sexually charged?</p>
<p>No. But it sounds that way. Half-accidentally, hahaha.</p>
<p>Will you ever go to Seychelles?</p>
<p>YES. I couldn’t believe that was a location, I thought Seychelles only applied to shoes. Cute shoes. But I found out some time ago that it has a double-meaning.</p>
<p>Will you find me a picture of Seychelles shoes?</p>
<p>Will you find me a picture of Seychelles shoes?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>This heel is so interesting, and they would be pretty comfortable:</p>
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<p>Has the heel of one of your shoes ever broken?</p>
<p>Has the heel of one of your shoes ever broken?</p>
<p>Hahaha YES. It was awful. They were my faaaavorite shoes. I was walking really furiously, in a hurry, and the left heel broke. It sucked. But they were really worn down, so…oh well.</p>
<p>And I have this vintage pair of boots that SEEM like the heel might break. But it hasn’t yet, so…good. Because I really like them.</p>
<p>Do you wear short boots?</p>
<p>Do you wear short boots?</p>
<p>NO! Noooo no no. I don’t care how “chic” anyone says they are, they look schlumpy. Plus, I have long legs, short boots would look ridiculous.</p>
<p>Am I really glad?</p>
<p>Am I really glad?</p>
<p>Yes. But not as glad as I was when I found out that you don’t iron your jeans.</p>
<p>Is that kind of funny?</p>
<p>Are you allotted one more question?</p>
<p>Does my throat hurt?</p>
<p>Will you kiss it better?</p>
<p>How would you go about doing that?</p>
<p>What do you think of people named Eleanor?</p>
<p>When I see you, do I just not know what to say?</p>
<p>Would I like to be with you every hour of the day?</p>
<p>Do you know what to do?</p>
<p>Did I watch you walking by?</p>
<p>Will you call on me when you’re lonely?</p>
<p>If you had to move to a country of your choice, where would you move to?</p>
<p>If you were only allowed to listen to one song for the rest of your life, what song would you choose?</p>
<p>Are these questions lame?</p>
<p>Is there something in the way she moves?</p>
<p>What Beatles CDs do you own?</p>
<p>Is there something in her style?</p>
<p>Are you stylish?</p>
<p>Do you have a favourite metaphor?</p>
<p>Is your last name pretentious?</p>
<p>Is my last name Italian?</p>
<p>Is your writing recognizable?</p>
<p>Do I say it’s all right?</p>
<p>Do you ever type “alright”?</p>
<p>Has it been a long, cold, lonely winter, little darling?</p>
<p>Are conspiracy theories lame and far-fetched?</p>
<p>Do I use “lame” a lot?</p>
<p>
Would I now like to change Yak’s nickname to Snoopy’s suggestion of “FNR?” =P</p>
<p>Do I really want a pair of boots?</p>
<p>Am I upset that boots cost A LOT of money, and I probably won’t be able to get a pair anytime soon?</p>
<p>PS- I hate smilies. But sometimes I come off as grumpy if I don’t include one.</p>
<p>What do you think of Diablo Cody?</p>
<p>Is that kind of funny?</p>
<p>Yes, haha, but you don’t understand how crucial it is.</p>
<p>Are you allotted one more question?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What is your favourite movie?</p>
<p>Does my throat hurt?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Will you kiss it better?</p>
<p>I will. My kisses are sort of…medicinal. </p>
<p>How would you go about doing that?</p>
<p>Well, I would smooch your Adam’s apple, of course.</p>
<p>When I see you, do I just not know what to say?</p>
<p>Yes, but literally, you haven’t seen me yet. Sad story, right?</p>
<p>Would I like to be with you every hour of the day?</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>Do you know what to do?</p>
<p>Always.</p>
<p>Did I watch you walking by?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Will you call on me when you’re lonely?</p>
<p>Of course I will.</p>
<p>If you had to move to a country of your choice, where would you move to?</p>
<p>CANADA. Hehehehe.</p>
<p>If you were only allowed to listen to one song for the rest of your life, what song would you choose?</p>
<p>Oh, my goodness. “You Really Got A Hold On Me” because…its…fabulous.</p>
<p>Are these questions lame?</p>
<p>Nooo.</p>
<p>Is there something in the way she moves?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>What Beatles CDs do you own?</p>
<p>I own Abbey Road. That’s it. I’ve limewire’d everything else, or I’ve taken songs from my friend’s extensive collection.</p>
<p>Is there something in her style?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you stylish?</p>
<p>Yes. Am I allowed to say that? Oh well.</p>
<p>Do you have a favourite metaphor?</p>
<p>“All the world’s a stage.” Because. It is.</p>
<p>Is your last name pretentious?</p>
<p>Hahahaha. No. My last name is the most humble aspect of me. It’s kind of sweet, though. And “cute.”</p>
<p>Is my last name Italian?</p>
<p>Oh, is it, now?</p>
<p>Is your writing recognizable?</p>
<p>Very.</p>
<p>Do I say it’s all right?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Do you ever type “alright”?</p>
<p>NO. I call people on that all the time.</p>
<p>Has it been a long, cold, lonely winter, little darling?</p>
<p>Aww, you did it right. (:</p>
<p>Are conspiracy theories lame and far-fetched?</p>
<p>No, I actually really like conspiracy theories. Especially ones surrounding Marilyn Monroe.</p>
<p>Do I use “lame” a lot?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>**Would I now like to change Yak’s nickname to Snoopy’s suggestion of “FNR?” **</p>
<p>I don’t know what “FNR” stands for…</p>
<p>Do I really want a pair of boots?</p>
<p>Yes, boots are sassy.</p>
<p>Am I upset that boots cost A LOT of money, and I probably won’t be able to get a pair anytime soon?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What do you think of Diablo Cody?</p>
<p>I think they overdid Juno’s pretentious’ness. If they had toned that down, I would’ve been more pleased. But overall, I was happy with the movie. It made me teary.</p>
<p>Do you know Diablo Cody is one person?</p>
<p>Are you sassy?</p>
<p>Do you know Diablo Cody is one person?</p>
<p>Yes, but I don’t solely blame Diablo Cody for the pretentiousness of Juno. It’s the actresses fault, too. But it was probably 80% the screenplay’s fault, and ultimately, Diablo Cody’s.</p>
<p>Are you sassy?</p>
<p>Incredibly. My best man friend says that my favorite senior picture is “sassy.” And it kind of is. But I chose it because it looked the most like me. I always make the face that’s in this picture. It’s a smile, but there’s something I’m doing with my eyebrows, hahaha, and it’s very me. And the way I’m sitting is kind of “sassy.”</p>
<p>I would show you but, you know…</p>
<p>Wh- What?</p>
<p>You don’t like Ellen Page? A plague on your house.</p>
<p>Wh- What?</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>You don’t like Ellen Page?</p>
<p>She’s okay, but my friend told me she was also in this movie called “Hard Candy,” and apparently she played a character with the same demeanor, so, type casted. And that sucks. It’s just annoying when someone is overly quippy and sarcastic–because at a certain point it isn’t real anymore, it’s scripted.</p>
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