<p>Why don’t you like small furry creatures?</p>
<p>I don’t like when people stuff them inside of toilet paper thingies. That’s so terrible. It makes me sad.</p>
<p>Are you the latest trend?</p>
<p>Have you ever smoked a cigarette?</p>
<p>Have you ever smoked anything else?</p>
<p>Have you ever been drunk?</p>
<p>Can I anticipate?</p>
<p>But it doesn’t hurt them.</p>
<p>Have you ever worn a muumuu?</p>
<p>Was Jojo a man from Tucson, Arizona?</p>
<p>Did you get that?</p>
<p>Will yak?</p>
<p>Are you the latest trend?</p>
<p>Always. I’m a natural trend forecaster. </p>
<p>Have you ever smoked a cigarette?</p>
<p>No. I would smoke pot before I would smoke a cigarette.</p>
<p>Have you ever smoked anything else?</p>
<p>No, my body is worth so much…</p>
<p>Have you ever been drunk?</p>
<p>Nope (: I’m a good girl. Kind of…</p>
<p>Can I anticipate?</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>Have you ever worn a muumuu?</p>
<p>HAHA. Who do you think I am?</p>
<p>Was Jojo a man from Tucson, Arizona?</p>
<p>Yes, he left for some California grass.</p>
<p>Did you get that?</p>
<p>YES.</p>
<p>Will yak?</p>
<p>DVR will get it.</p>
<p>Can I recognize Beatles lyrics from a mile away?</p>
<p>Do you refuse to spell the name of the insect properly?</p>
<p>Can I recognize Beatles lyrics from a mile away?</p>
<p>Always.</p>
<p>Do you refuse to spell the name of the insect properly?</p>
<p>Yes?</p>
<p>If you could have any last name in the world, which would you have?</p>
<p>If you could have any last name in the world, which would you have?</p>
<p>Kain. Or Grant.</p>
<p>What web browser do you use?</p>
<p>Are you the life of a party?</p>
<p>Do you regularly watch the Ellen Degeneres show?</p>
<p>Why have emo kids stained my love of plaid?</p>
<p>Do you own any plaid clothes?</p>
<p>Will you refrain from saying plaid?</p>
<p>Will you say “tartan” instead, even if it isn’t the same thing?</p>
<p>What web browser do you use?</p>
<p>Firefox. I hope that’s a “browser.” Baha.</p>
<p>Are you the life of a party?</p>
<p>On many occasions. </p>
<p>Do you regularly watch the Ellen Degeneres show?</p>
<p>As regularly as I can. I love it.</p>
<p>Why have emo kids stained my love of plaid?</p>
<p>Ugh. Emo kids.</p>
<p>Do you own any plaid clothes?</p>
<p>Yes, actually. Its this purple tones plaid shirt that has snap buttons and a slight puff-sleeve. It’s really cute. I wear it with this A-line skirt, usually. And I have these brown/tanish colored heels that look kind of fashion-forward western that I wear it with sometimes.</p>
<p>But I haven’t worn that outfit in at least a year.</p>
<p>Will you refrain from saying plaid?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Will you say “tartan” instead, even if it isn’t the same thing?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>You should wear it soon so that everyone can be like “!!”</p>
<p>Don’t you hate it when people use punctuation as replies?</p>
<p>Would you like to go to Montevideo?</p>
<p>How about Witwatersrand?</p>
<p>But only so you can talk about the silly names at cocktail parties, right?</p>
<p>Are cocktail parties ridiculously pretentious?</p>
<p>Why is seersucker fun to say?</p>
<p>You should wear it soon so that everyone can be like “!!”</p>
<p>It’s too colddd. I would slip in those heels. They’re so skinny and like, 3.5". Yikes.</p>
<p>Don’t you hate it when people use punctuation as replies?</p>
<p>Kind of. Unless its me.</p>
<p>Would you like to go to Montevideo?</p>
<p>Why, yes, I would.</p>
<p>How about Witwatersrand?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>But only so you can talk about the silly names at cocktail parties, right?</p>
<p>Exactly.</p>
<p>Are cocktail parties ridiculously pretentious?</p>
<p>Ridiculously. But I love cocktail dresses, so…</p>
<p>Why is seersucker fun to say?</p>
<p>Because it makes your jaw feel good.</p>
<p>Do you use the word “why” in a cutesy way?</p>
<p>Do you use the word “why” in a cutesy way?</p>
<p>Why, yes, I do. (:</p>