<p>Am I glad?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Will you ask one more simple question?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you think the man should always pay, unless its his birthday or something?</p>
<p>Is the answer yes?</p>
<p>Is that sort of conservative?</p>
<p>Would I never allow a girl to pay?</p>
<p>Is your cell phone purple?</p>
<p>Is the answer yes?</p>
<p>Yes. Yaay.</p>
<p>Is that sort of conservative?</p>
<p>Sort of, but its also just the way things should be. The end.</p>
<p>Is your cell phone purple?</p>
<p>No, I don’t do cell phone covers or cutesy ringtones. My phone is like…graphite-colored.</p>
<p>Was I a sneakypants?</p>
<p>Would I never allow a girl to pay?</p>
<p>Maybe on your birthday, because its like…your birthday.</p>
<p>Was I a sneakypants?</p>
<p>You really were.</p>
<p>Are your palms sweaty?</p>
<p>Will you ask one more?</p>
<p>Is this addictive?</p>
<p>Are your palms sweaty?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Will you ask one more?</p>
<p>Yes. I have two.</p>
<p>When will the big answer be done?</p>
<p>and</p>
<p>Where all do you plan on applying next year?</p>
<p>Is this addictive?</p>
<p>Incredibly.</p>
<p>Was that awesome?</p>
<p>Will it probably not be done today?</p>
<p>Am I just horribly busy?</p>
<p>Will it be done tomorrow or after tomorrow, or after after tomorrow?</p>
<p>Do I plan on applying to the University of Toronto, McGill University, York University (maybe), Johns Hopkins, Yale, Oxford, and the Sorbonne?</p>
<p>Was that awesome?</p>
<p>I don’t know what you’re referring to.</p>
<p>Will it probably not be done today?</p>
<p>Hmph.</p>
<p>Am I just horribly busy?</p>
<p>Yesss.</p>
<p>Will it be done tomorrow or after tomorrow, or after after tomorrow?</p>
<p>:O</p>
<p>Do I plan on applying to the University of Toronto, McGill University, York University (maybe), Johns Hopkins, Yale, Oxford, and the Sorbonne?</p>
<p>Mmhmm, interesting.</p>
<p>The Sarah Connor Chronicles.</p>
<p>The Sarah Connor Chronicles looks terrible, Snoopy.
Yes. I went there.</p>
<p>It was everything Bionic Woman was supposed to be.</p>
<p>How expensive was your pageant dress?</p>
<p>Will you read me a book?</p>
<p>Which?</p>
<p>How expensive was your pageant dress?</p>
<p>Umm…with shipping, tax, and alterations it was like…$600ish.</p>
<p>Will you read me a book?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Which?</p>
<p>Ummm…Where The Wild Things Are?</p>
<p>Are you ummmmy?</p>
<p>Do you still say cutesy things like “tummy”?</p>
<p>Am I listening to Death Cab?</p>
<p>Would some people stab me with a spoon because of that?</p>
<p>If you were a type of butter, what type would you be? (You have lots of choices. Cocoa butter, peanut butter, shea butter, normal butter, etc. Be specific, too. Don’t just say peanut butter. Crunchy or smooth? Details.)</p>
<p>Are you a sarcastic sleuth of phrases that I thought you know?</p>
<p>Are you kept in hot pursuit?</p>
<p>Will you whisper?</p>
<p>Will you hum?</p>
<p>Will you whisper and hum?</p>
<p>Am I saying sweet dreams?</p>
<p>To myself or to you?</p>
<p>Do your apologies fail to ring true?</p>
<p>Are Death Cab lyrics emo?</p>
<p>What is your favourite accent to do?</p>
<p>Do you enjoy my questions?</p>
<p>Do I enjoy yours?</p>
<p>Are we cut out of the same cloud?</p>
<p>Are clouds really nice?</p>
<p>Clouds and dreams and soft pillows, right?</p>
<p>And people drawing on your back too, right?</p>
<p>Can you tell that I’m sleepy?</p>
<p>Will my throat be 100% better tomorrow?</p>
<p>Do you like fall?</p>
<p>Do you, like, fall?</p>
<p>Am I ridiculous?</p>
<p>Am I wishing both of us sweet dreams?</p>
<p>Are you ummmmy?</p>
<p>Everyday of my life, but in a cute way, not in an indecisive way.</p>
<p>Do you still say cutesy things like “tummy”?</p>
<p>Sometimes. Usually if I’m trying to be annoying.</p>
<p>Am I listening to Death Cab?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Would some people stab me with a spoon because of that?</p>
<p>Not a spoon, a spork.</p>
<p>If you were a type of butter, what type would you be? (You have lots of choices. Cocoa butter, peanut butter, shea butter, normal butter, etc.)</p>
<p>I’m really expensive body butter. Hahaha.</p>
<p>Are you a sarcastic sleuth of phrases that I thought you know?</p>
<p>Yes. So slick.</p>
<p>Are you kept in hot pursuit?</p>
<p>No, I keep you in hot pursuit. </p>
<p>Will you whisper?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Will you hum?</p>
<p>Mmhmm!</p>
<p>Will you whisper and hum?</p>
<p>If I want to creep you out, hahaha.</p>
<p>Am I saying sweet dreams?</p>
<p>Yes (:</p>
<p>To myself or to you?</p>
<p>Both of us, but mostly to yourself (; haha.</p>
<p>Do your apologies fail to ring true?</p>
<p>I’m so slickkkk</p>
<p>Are Death Cab lyrics emo?</p>
<p>A little, but I still like them.</p>
<p>What is your favourite accent to do?</p>
<p>NYC/Bronxy/New Jerseyish for sure. I do it “toots” style, if you know what I mean.</p>
<p>Do you enjoy my questions?</p>
<p>I love them.</p>
<p>Do I enjoy yours?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Are we cut out of the same cloud?</p>
<p>We really are. But not in the sense that we’re related, or something. Oh no.</p>
<p>Are clouds really nice?</p>
<p>White ones, not grey ones.</p>
<p>Clouds and dreams and soft pillows, right?</p>
<p>Mmhmm (:</p>
<p>And people drawing on your back too, right?</p>
<p>Mmmmmmmmmm. Yes.</p>
<p>Can you tell that I’m sleepy?</p>
<p>I can, it’s so late your time.</p>
<p>Will my throat be 100% better tomorrow?</p>
<p>I believe so. Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.</p>
<p>Those are for, like, your Adam’s apple. Don’t get excited.</p>
<p>Do you like fall?</p>
<p>Autumn is okay. I like it.</p>
<p>Do you, like, fall?</p>
<p>No! But sometimes I fall up the stairs when I wave. </p>
<p>That’s a story. Ask me another time.</p>
<p>Am I ridiculous?</p>
<p>Charmingly. </p>
<p>Am I wishing both of us sweet dreams?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are my question-answering skills sub-par to yours?</p>
<p>Ain’t that nice?</p>
<p>Are my question-answering skills sub-par to yours?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>Ain’t that nice?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>But that’s only because you haven’t e-kissed my neck. Those are obviously worth bwrnie points.</p>