<p>Is it fun to say “besmirch”?</p>
<p>Is it such an obnoxiously pleasant word?</p>
<p>Why is it so difficult to understand the lyrics in songs by the Shins?</p>
<p>Did you like Superbad?</p>
<p>I did. A lot. Minus some of the meaningless crude humor.</p>
<p>Are you the walrus?</p>
<p>No. That song. Is. So. Creepy.</p>
<p>Is it fun to say “besmirch”?</p>
<p>Too much fun.</p>
<p>Is it such an obnoxiously pleasant word?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Why is it so difficult to understand the lyrics in songs by the Shins?</p>
<p>Because they’re avant garde.</p>
<p>Do you flaunt?</p>
<p>Flaunt what?</p>
<p>Are all questions that end in “?!” hysterical?</p>
<p>What did I just print out?</p>
<p>Do you flaunt?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Flaunt what?</p>
<p>The girlie draw!</p>
<p>Are all questions that end in “?!” hysterical?</p>
<p>Yes. But sometimes I do that. Because I’m hysterical?!?!</p>
<p>What did I just print out?</p>
<p>A distorted picture of my face. Of which needs to be…torted.</p>
<p>Would you like a torte?</p>
<p>What’s a girlie draw?</p>
<p>Would you like a torte?</p>
<p>Sure. Is it chocolate?</p>
<p>What’s a girlie draw?</p>
<p>A secret reference. (;</p>
<p>Is that going to bug me?</p>
<p>EDIT: WHEN I GOOSE STEP.</p>
<p>Is that going to bug me?</p>
<p>Not anymore. You’re so smart. (;</p>
<p>Am I really not?</p>
<p>Should Jamiroquai be thrown away?</p>
<p>Am I really not?</p>
<p>Shut up.</p>
<p>Should Jamiroquai be thrown away?</p>
<p>Hahaha. Napoleon Dy-no-miteeee.</p>
<p>I can see you totally hating that movie.</p>
<p>what do you think about girls who are teases?</p>
<p>will i get into at least one of the colleges i applied to?</p>
<p>Did I honestly think I’d like it?</p>
<p>Was it just too terrible?</p>
<p>What do you think about yourself?</p>
<p>More adequate, right?</p>
<p>are u as kewl as u are irl as ifl.</p>
<p>what do you think about girls who are teases?</p>
<p>Uh, speaking as a female who has been accused of this so-called “teasing,” I think guys use “tease” as an excuse for when they can’t “score.” </p>
<p>will i get into at least one of the colleges i applied to?</p>
<p>Yes. If you applied to a safety.</p>
<p>Did I honestly think I’d like it?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Was it just too terrible?</p>
<p>Haha yes.</p>
<p>What do you think about yourself?</p>
<p>:O…is that…are you…?</p>
<p>More adequate, right?</p>
<p>You’re bad if you meant what I think you meant.</p>
<p>are u as kewl as u are irl as ifl</p>
<p>Yes, I’m super-“kewl.” </p>
<p>Thank you, Urban Dictionary.</p>
<p>Why does my head hurt so bad?</p>
<p>Did you like Knocked Up?</p>
<p>are you a real girl in real life</p>
<p>Bad in a good way?</p>
<p>Or bad bad?</p>
<p>Do you feel so broke up you wanna go home?</p>
<p>Do our definitions of “tease” vary?</p>
<p>Will you ask me a question?</p>
<p>Why does my head hurt so bad?</p>
<p>I’m not sure. Take ibuprofen. </p>
<p>Did you like Knocked Up?</p>
<p>Yes, I did.</p>
<p>are you a real girl in real life</p>
<p>Yes, obviously.</p>
<p>Bad in a good way?</p>
<p>Bad in an “:O!” way.</p>
<p>Or bad bad?</p>
<p>No, no.</p>
<p>Do you feel so broke up you wanna go home?</p>
<p>Girl, I don’t do The Beach Boys.</p>
<p>Do our definitions of “tease” vary?</p>
<p>Apparently.</p>
<p>Will you ask me a question?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>What is your definition of “tease” in relation to your little comment about me? Haha</p>