<p>should i contact the university or the credit card company?</p>
<p>The university.</p>
<p>Why do I sleep only on the very bottom edge of my pillow?</p>
<p>Because you’re snoop.</p>
<p>Are most of my friends republicans?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do I sleep on my stomach with one of my left foot touching my right knee?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>And with my left arm around my head?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>And with my head on my left elbow-area?</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>Do I spread out a lot?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Did that make any sense?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Is it silly that 20 minutes actually lasted 2 hours?</p>
<p>It’s so funny.</p>
<p>Is my name Axl?</p>
<p>NO!</p>
<p>Is cloche a nice word?</p>
<p>It’s lovely.</p>
<p>Is karma eevell?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Does “cloche” mean “bell” in French?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What does it mean in English?</p>
<p>It’s a cute hat from the '20s.</p>
<p>Will you give me a 5 pence coin?</p>
<p>No, it isn’t your birthday.</p>
<p>Will you educate yak in hats?</p>
<p>Easily.</p>
<p>Is Neko Case kind of awesome?</p>
<p>I only know her because of The New Pornos. Sooo…I’ll have to educate myself on her in a solo-sense.</p>
<p>What Neko Case song should I listen to?</p>
<p>Mm…we need a third-party suggestion. Yikes.</p>
<p>Are you the Grey Lady?</p>
<p>No no NO. No Harry Potter references. No.</p>
<p>Would that make you the New York Times?</p>
<p>Hahaha. I had to wiki this for me to understand. And I’m so glad I did.</p>
<p>Am I the Man of Steel?</p>
<p>When you take your emo glasses off.</p>
<p>Would that make me Joseph Stalin?</p>
<p>Always.</p>
<p>Are you a reindeer?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Are you the ghost of Ravenclaw?</p>
<p>UGH.</p>
<p>Is a Superman reference forthcoming?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What do all the young dudes carry?</p>
<p>The news.</p>