Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Isn’t it obvious?</p>

<p>Do I now have a silly song by The Bird and the Bee stuck in my head?</p>

<p>Isn’t it obvious?</p>

<p>No. I want deets.</p>

<p>Do I now have a silly song by The Bird and the Bee stuck in my head?</p>

<p>Yes, listen to “Le Disko” by Shiny Toy Guns the part that’s like “Silly boy, gonna make you cry” is stuck in my head. Haha.</p>

<p>Would you rather have some beets?</p>

<p>Do Shiny Toy Guns remind me of a girl?</p>

<p>If you’re Aladdin and Jasmine, who am I?</p>

<p>Would you rather have some beets?</p>

<p>NO. I hate beets!</p>

<p>Do Shiny Toy Guns remind me of a girl?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>If you’re Aladdin and Jasmine, who am I?</p>

<p>JAFAR! Hahahaha.</p>

<p>Am I really unhappy because we’re having tacos for dinner?</p>

<p>Will you hold onto me, pretty baby?</p>

<p>Will you melt the fever, sugar?</p>

<p>Will we ride the race cars?</p>

<p>What movie character am I?</p>

<p>Am I really unhappy because we’re having tacos for dinner?</p>

<p>No! Just make sure you have avocado. Mmm.</p>

<p>Will you hold onto me, pretty baby?</p>

<p>Yesss, to flyyy.</p>

<p>Will you melt the fever, sugar?</p>

<p>Rolling back my eyesss (wow graphic, hahaha).</p>

<p>Will we ride the race cars?</p>

<p>We’ll dance on fireee.</p>

<p>What movie character am I?</p>

<p>Omguh, I already told you…Jafar.</p>

<p>Will you tell me, fo realz?</p>

<p>We don’t have avocado. Gahh.</p>

<p>What movie character am I?
What song am I?
What vegetable am I?
What TV show character am I?
What [category of your choice] am I?</p>

<p>Will you tell me, fo realz?</p>

<p>You can be Juno. Just don’t get on my nerves.</p>

<p>I can be Juno’s friend who likes teachers. I’m kind of like her. Baha.</p>

<p>What movie character am I?</p>

<p>Ef. Ummm…Rachel Lee Cook in “She’s All That.” Don’t ask. It came to mind.</p>

<p>What song am I?</p>

<p>Some freakin’ Pixies song. I pick Crackity Jones, because I like that song.</p>

<p>What vegetable am I?</p>

<p>Eggplant.</p>

<p>What TV show character am I?</p>

<p>Christina from Grey’s.</p>

<p>What [category of your choice] am I?</p>

<p>You are petite.</p>

<p>Do you think boys are toys?</p>

<p>Do you enjoy being graphic?</p>

<p>What song am I?
What vegetable am I?
What TV show character am I?
What [category of your choice] am I?</p>

<p>Was I unhealthily obsessed with Quizilla in 7th grade?</p>

<p>Do you think boys are toys?</p>

<p>The dumb, cute ones are. Oops?</p>

<p>Do you enjoy being graphic?</p>

<p>Nooo, I like subtle suggestiveness. </p>

<p>What song am I?</p>

<p>Buelah’s song from The O.C…</p>

<p>What vegetable am I?</p>

<p>Cauliflower. </p>

<p>What TV show character am I?</p>

<p>Zenon’s black friend.</p>

<p>What [category of your choice] am I?</p>

<p>You are lanky.</p>

<p>Was I unhealthily obsessed with Quizilla in 7th grade?</p>

<p>Omgosh, me too!</p>

<p>What movie character am I?
What song am I?
What vegetable am I?
What TV show character am I?
What [category of your choice] am I?</p>

<p>Are you annoyed at me for doing that?</p>

<p>Was that my initial attempt at trying to find myself?</p>

<p>Do people tell me there is a freshman clone of me walking around, but black?</p>

<p>Why cauliflower?</p>

<p>

Hah, when I think of eggplants, I think of awkwardly shaped people with enormous thighs/BOOTY.</p>

<p>

Good, I like that song!
When I think of myself, I think of the song “If She Wants Me” by Belle & Sebastian, because there are several lines that seem to apply to me…</p>

<p>Do you like that song?
(Have you heard it before?)
Do you think that that song could describe me?
Do you think that it’s annoying how I turned a thread that supposed to be all about YOU into questions about ME?</p>

<p>Is that the only song I am?</p>

<p>Omg, DVR…</p>

<p>What movie character am I?</p>

<p>Brad ******* Pitt in Thelma and Louise.</p>

<p>What song am I?</p>

<p>“Good Day Sunshine”</p>

<p>What vegetable am I?</p>

<p>Celery.</p>

<p>What TV show character am I?</p>

<p>Jim from The Office (only better looking).</p>

<p>What [category of your choice] am I?</p>

<p>You are a turn-on.</p>

<p>Are you annoyed at me for doing that?</p>

<p>A smidgen, but I could see it coming a kilometer away.</p>

<p>Was that my initial attempt at trying to find myself?</p>

<p>Hahaha. Yes.</p>

<p>Do people tell me there is a freshman clone of me walking around, but black?</p>

<p>Hahaha.</p>

<p>Why cauliflower?</p>

<p>First instinct.</p>

<p>Do you like that song?
(Have you heard it before?)
</p>

<p>Yes and yes.</p>

<p>Do you think that that song could describe me?</p>

<p>Sure, you know yourself better than I know you.</p>

<p>Do you think that it’s annoying how I turned a thread that supposed to be all about YOU into questions about ME?</p>

<p>Oh, not only you, but snoop and DVR, too.</p>

<p>Is that the only song I am?</p>

<p>No, you’re also Stairway To Heaven. Happy?</p>