<p>Are you two making Yak feel waaaay too good about himself?
Am I going to have to publicly humiliate him again to knock his self-esteem back to an acceptable level?</p>
<p>Am I stone-cold?</p>
<p>Steve Austin.</p>
<p>Are you able to read my mind?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Have I not heard of that?</p>
<p>Silly.</p>
<p>Are you proud of me for finishing that silly essay in record time?</p>
<p>So proud!</p>
<p>Should you two not fight over me?</p>
<p>I’m not fighting…</p>
<p>I don’t “fight” over boys.</p>
<p>Is there enough to go around?</p>
<p>Irrelevant. </p>
<p>Was that horribly conceited?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Should I get side bangs the next time I get a haircut?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Are you two making Yak feel waaaay too good about himself?</p>
<p>It’s not me, its snoop.</p>
<p>Am I going to have to publicly humiliate him again to knock his self-esteem back to an acceptable level?</p>
<p>Nooo, unless its hilarious.</p>
<p>Will you tell her to bring it on?</p>
<p>Will you say a really really really bad joke?</p>
<p>It’s been brought, Yak.</p>
<p>Am I drained?</p>
<p>Will you tell her to bring it on?</p>
<p>Yes. “Bring it on, Les.”</p>
<p>Will you say a really really really bad joke?</p>
<p>Um. The Aristocrats.</p>
<p>It’s disgusting. And I won’t tell it, because I’ve actually only heard like, 45 seconds of it. But it’s terrible.</p>
<p>Am I drained?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you feeling deflated?</p>
<p>Am I elated?</p>
<p>Does that kind of sound like it’s from a song, even though it isn’t?</p>
<p>Are you feeling deflated?</p>
<p>Noo.</p>
<p>Am I elated?</p>
<p>Yes, but not because you think I’m feeling deflated.</p>
<p>Does that kind of sound like it’s from a song, even though it isn’t?</p>
<p>Yes, actually.</p>
<p>Do I have a version of Eleanor Rigby with just the strings?</p>
<p>And no singing?</p>
<p>Is it weird?</p>
<p>Do I have a version of Eleanor Rigby with just the strings?</p>
<p>Yikes.</p>
<p>And no singing?</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>Is it weird?</p>
<p>I would imagine so. And creepy.</p>
<p>Have you never said “yeah” before?</p>
<p>Did I just realize that I have my contacts on?</p>
<p>Is The Matrix more awesome than you could imagine?</p>
<p>Have you never said “yeah” before?</p>
<p>Of course. It’s kind of sloppy, though.</p>
<p>Did I just realize that I have my contacts on?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Is The Matrix more awesome than you could imagine?</p>
<p>Nope, its lame.</p>
<p>Can you tell me something funny?</p>
<p>Can you tell me something personal?</p>
<p>Can you tell me something funny?</p>
<p>I like you.</p>
<p>Can you tell me something personal?</p>
<p>I like you.</p>
<p>Hahahaha.</p>
<p>Will you tell me something personal about me?</p>
<p>Does that make sense?</p>
<p>Will you tell me something personal about me?</p>
<p>You secretly desire to resemble Malibu Barbie.</p>
<p>Does that make sense?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are words escaping me?</p>
<p>Are words escaping me?</p>
<p>Because of how funny and personal I was, or something else? Did I, like…take your breath away?</p>
<p>Did that make me laugh?</p>