Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>What makes a sport attractive?</p>

<p>Football, hockey, wrestling, and baseball are not attractive to me. They have negative associations.</p>

<p>Have you ever made a giant snowman?</p>

<p>Yes!</p>

<p>Don’t I have to at least have a touch of individuality?</p>

<p>Aren’t [url=<a href=“http://www.zappos.com/n/multi_view.cgi?product_id=7170383&color_id=105787&view=multi&ref=multi-pic]they[/url”>http://www.zappos.com/n/multi_view.cgi?product_id=7170383&color_id=105787&view=multi&ref=multi-pic]they[/url</a>] just swell?</p>

<p>Did you listen to Lake Michigan yet?</p>

<p>Don’t I have to at least have a touch of individuality?</p>

<p>Ugh.</p>

<p>Aren’t they just swell?</p>

<p>They’re okay. Not as good as the ones I like, though.</p>

<p>Did you listen to Lake Michigan yet?</p>

<p>Not yet, I will right now.</p>

<p>Isn’t Lake Michigan just swell?</p>

<p>Do those shoes look like miniature?</p>

<p>Would you venture a guess as to which of those sports is my favorite?</p>

<p>Would you rather I get [url=<a href=“http://www.zappos.com/n/multi_view.cgi?product_id=7170383&color_id=107098&view=multi&ref=multi-pic]these[/url”>http://www.zappos.com/n/multi_view.cgi?product_id=7170383&color_id=107098&view=multi&ref=multi-pic]these[/url</a>]?</p>

<p>Will you laugh at the fact that shoes like that aren’t uncommon in my school?</p>

<p>Would I totally wear those?</p>

<p>But is my style not really that?</p>

<p>Isn’t Lake Michigan just swell?</p>

<p>I got distracted with Johnny Carson. I need a sec.</p>

<p>Do those shoes look like miniature?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Would you venture a guess as to which of those sports is my favorite</p>

<p>Soccer.</p>

<p>Would you rather I get these?</p>

<p>Wooow. No. They’re not you.</p>

<p>Will you laugh at the fact that shoes like that aren’t uncommon in my school?</p>

<p>Hehe.</p>

<p>Would I totally wear those?</p>

<p>You would?</p>

<p>But is my style not really that?</p>

<p>It’s not.</p>

<p>Are you right?</p>

<p>Am I running on 6 hours of sleep?</p>

<p>Why do people insist of giving their daughters dolls that represent an impossible ideal of feminine “perfection”?</p>

<p>Are you a feminist?</p>

<p>Will you show me a picture of a pair of shoes that you own?</p>

<p>Are you right?</p>

<p>Always.</p>

<p>Am I running on 6 hours of sleep?</p>

<p>Silly girl.</p>

<p>Why do people insist of giving their daughters dolls that represent an impossible ideal of feminine “perfection”?</p>

<p>Because they’re pretty, and as long as they recognize that Barbies are supposed to look goddesslike and unrealistic, its cool. Because seriously, toys are toys. </p>

<p>Why does My Little Pony make pink pony toys? Real ponies aren’t pink! Ahhhh! MY self-esteem!</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Are you a feminist?</p>

<p>My best friend calls me a Step In The Wrong Direction For Feminism. Haha. But that’s because she’s a hardcore liberal, vegetarian, feminist blahblah. And I love her.</p>

<p>But I’m really not that bad. I believe in empowering women, but I don’t believe in making physical sacrifices in the name of that cause. I don’t feel oppressed in my femininity, so why change anything?</p>

<p>Will you show me a picture of a pair of shoes that you own?</p>

<p>I couldn’t find any exact ones online, sorry! I rarely order my shoes online, sooo…</p>

<p>Do you have a type?</p>

<p>Do I?</p>

<p>Does everyone?</p>

<p>Have I been reading too many feminist blogs?</p>

<p>But do I have to deal with ignorance on a daily basis?</p>

<p>Have I never bought clothes online?</p>

<p>Are you a fan of malls?</p>

<p>Do you have a type?</p>

<p>Yep.</p>

<p>Do I?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Does everyone?</p>

<p>Kind of.</p>

<p>Have I been reading too many feminist blogs?</p>

<p>Hahaha.</p>

<p>But do I have to deal with ignorance on a daily basis?</p>

<p>Yes, me too.</p>

<p>Have I never bought clothes online?</p>

<p>Well, you live in a city, what’s the point? Unless you wanted something from a store that wasn’t located in your area.</p>

<p>Are you a fan of malls?</p>

<p>No! Ugh! I hate malls. I like downtown shopping more. Where you go outside after each store. It’s more classy and scenic. Malls are full of ragamuffins and bad lighting. And screaming children.</p>

<p>Do you have a ragamuffin story?</p>

<p>What’s your type?</p>

<p>Will I have to take you [url=<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_Eaton_Centre]here[/url”>Toronto Eaton Centre - Wikipedia]here[/url</a>] one day?</p>

<p>Am I left in the dust again?</p>

<p>Do you have a ragamuffin story?</p>

<p>Yes, it starts every weekday at 8 AM and ends at 3 PM PST in my high school. It’s a tragic tale, really.</p>

<p>What’s your type?</p>

<p>Tall men. I like lots of things associated with classic masculinity. No softness. Softly-shaped faces, small hands, small noses and mouths. No. No. No. I like a really cut, defined, strong jaw. I like hair that is more on the thick side rather than thin, depending on the haircut. I like schnazzy shoes and a simple yet interesting wardrobe. Clean. Hygienic. </p>

<p>Personality-wise I like witty. Someone who can hold a conversation with me. I like strong, confident personalities. Outspokenness and opinionatedness. Affection and thoughtfulness. Originality and individuality. Intelligence, obviously. Goals and ambitions. I like optimism, but realism, too. I like someone who has faith. I couldn’t be with an atheist/agnostic person. </p>

<p>Lots of other things, haha. I’m selective, and I have a definite type of guy I melt for.</p>

<p>Will I have to take you here one day?</p>

<p>Yessss. Ooh.</p>

<p>Am I left in the dust again?</p>

<p>Shhh!</p>

<p>Is that really detailed?</p>

<p>What’s my type?</p>

<p>Is that really an impossible question to answer?</p>

<p>Have you ever been to the Mall of America?</p>

<p>Did you know there used to be a Camp Snoopy there?</p>

<p>Is that really detailed?</p>

<p>Yes. It had to be.</p>

<p>What’s my type?</p>

<p>Nooo. I can’t.</p>

<p>Is that really an impossible question to answer?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Have you ever been to the Mall of America?</p>

<p>No! Ugh.</p>

<p>Did you know there used to be a Camp Snoopy there?</p>

<p>Wow. Just…wow.</p>

<p>How well do you know yourself?</p>

<p>Do you pay attention to small details?</p>

<p>Can you remember original phrases from books you read years ago?</p>