<p>Do I now sort of like The Ting Tings?</p>
<p>Do they kind of remind me of New Young Pony Club?</p>
<p>Do I think you’d like them?</p>
<p>What about Duffy?</p>
<p>Is it funny we already know most of these?</p>
<p>Haha. Yes.</p>
<p>Do I now sort of like The Ting Tings?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do they kind of remind me of New Young Pony Club?</p>
<p>Ooh.</p>
<p>EDIT: I just listened to “That’s Not My Name” and its kind of annoying. I hate when people perform like that. Ugh.</p>
<p>Do I think you’d like them?</p>
<p>Yes, I shall see.</p>
<p>What about Duffy?</p>
<p>Wha?</p>
<p>Does Belle and Sebastian make you happy and want to run around outside and play soccer?</p>
<p>Are you going to read too much into that?</p>
<p>Are toaster ovens better than pop-up ones?</p>
<p>Does Belle and Sebastian make you happy and want to run around outside and play soccer?</p>
<p>I don’t like B&S that much anymore. And we all know why you want to run around outside and play soccer. (;</p>
<p>Are you going to read too much into that?</p>
<p>It’s what I do.</p>
<p>Are toaster ovens better than pop-up ones?</p>
<p>Sometimes. They’re more versatile.</p>
<p>Do you wonder if those rotating pizza ovens things really work?</p>
<p>Have the Canadians stormed my backyard?</p>
<p>Please tell me “purity balls” effing freak you out.</p>
<p>Do you wonder if those rotating pizza ovens things really work?</p>
<p>I don’t really care. I have my favorite pizza place, and I don’t intend to change it.</p>
<p>Have the Canadians stormed my backyard?</p>
<p>Yes. And in case you’re wondering, I’m up early because my dog woke me up and now I can’t get back to sleep. I went to bed at, like, 12:00. Ahhh!</p>
<p>Please tell me “purity balls” effing freak you out.</p>
<p>Omgosh, more than almost anything! What the hell, right? I hold my virginity, not my father. What is this, 1659?</p>
<p>Is there a big article touting its awesomeness in my local paper that makes me what to claw out my eyeballs?</p>
<p>Do I want to show up and yell out my feminist ideals into each and every face there?</p>
<p>But I won’t, right?</p>
<p>Is there a big article touting its awesomeness in my local paper that makes me what to claw out my eyeballs?</p>
<p>Yikes. Well, the South, snoop.</p>
<p>Do I want to show up and yell out my feminist ideals into each and every face there?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>But I won’t, right?</p>
<p>You really should. Purity balls are nasty. They’re so creepy.</p>
<p>Don’t the 14 year olds realize what they’re doing?</p>
<p>Have I never had a real sex ed class?</p>
<p>Is that why so many people are pregnant?</p>
<p>Have you given up on all pretense of subtlety with me?</p>
<p>How do you say Pele?</p>
<p>Is fleece the best?</p>
<p>Isn’t it all relative?</p>
<p>Don’t the 14 year olds realize what they’re doing?</p>
<p>Sigh. No. But I think there are some satistics that say that those who participate in purity balls/promise rings are just as likely or more likely to lose their virginity before marriage. So. Ha.</p>
<p>Have I never a real sex ed class?</p>
<p>:O What!</p>
<p>We had the most informational sex ed class in eighth grade. We talked about everything. It was so weird.</p>
<p>Is that why so many people are pregnant?</p>
<p>:O! Yes!</p>
<p>Have you given up on all pretense of subtlety with me?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>How do you say Pele?</p>
<p>It would help if there was an accent on the last “e.” Because that way, it just looks like “p - elle.” But I bet there’s supposed to be an accent, in which case its “Pel-ay.”</p>
<p>Is fleece the best?</p>
<p>Eh. I’m a cashmere-lover…</p>
<p>Isn’t it all relative?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is it sad in English when we’re reading Antigone in English class and I laugh at Haimon’s name but no one realizes why?</p>
<p>Have I had a total of 2 weeks sex ed, but it shouldn’t count because it was just two ladies coming in and showing us pictures of STDs?</p>
<p>Am I really angry about that?</p>
<p>What should we discuss to get my mind of the ridiculousness of it all?</p>
<p>Is it sad in English when we’re reading Antigone in English class and I laugh at Haimon’s name but no one realizes why?</p>
<p>Hehe. Yes.</p>
<p>Have I had a total of 2 weeks sex ed, but it shouldn’t count because it was just two ladies coming in and showing us pictures of STDs?</p>
<p>That definitely does not count. You should’ve heard some of the crazy questions we had answered in my sex ed class.</p>
<p>Am I really angry about that?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What should we discuss to get my mind of the ridiculousness of it all?</p>
<p>Definitely not sex.</p>
<p>Then what?</p>
<p>Am I on the last song of Dear Catastrophe Waitress?</p>
<p>Then what?</p>
<p>Me.</p>
<p>Am I on the last song of Dear Catastrophe Waitress?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What should I ask you about?</p>
<p>What should I ask you about?</p>
<p>Prying questions.</p>
<p>If you had the opportunity to make out with any male celebrity, who would it be and why?</p>
<p>If you had the opportunity to make out with any male celebrity, who would it be and why?</p>
<p>Oof. Toughie.</p>
<p>I pick Jake Gyllenhaal. He has really kind eyes, a cut jaw, a very sexy Adam’s apple, and he’s tall enough.</p>