<p>What is the best color of post its?</p>
<p>What will you ask me?</p>
<p>Did you ever dance like a ho in middle school?</p>
<p>Do you hate when people spell “ho” like “hoe”?</p>
<p>Don’t they know the difference?</p>
<p>Are these questions out-of-character?</p>
<p>Am I random?</p>
<p>The good kind or the ADD kind?</p>
<p>What is your favorite song to dance to?</p>
<p>What is mine?</p>
<p>What will you sing to me?</p>
<p>What should I sing to you?</p>
<p>What is the best color of post its?</p>
<p>Pink heart-shaped ones.</p>
<p>Am I saying no?</p>
<p>Am I saying no again?</p>
<p>Does “ho” look incomplete?</p>
<p>Is “hoe” better despite the difference?</p>
<p>Is the answer yes?</p>
<p>Is the ADD kind good sometimes, too?</p>
<p>Don’t you remember that I don’t do favourites?</p>
<p>Should I know the answer to this?</p>
<p>Why don’t we *both *sing The Art of Driving?</p>
<p>Am I saying no?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I saying no again?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Does “ho” look incomplete?</p>
<p>Maybe?</p>
<p>Is “hoe” better despite the difference?</p>
<p>Psht.</p>
<p>Is the answer yes?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is the ADD kind good sometimes, too?</p>
<p>Sometimes.</p>
<p>Don’t you remember that I don’t do favourites?</p>
<p>Oh!</p>
<p>Should I know the answer to this?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Why don’t we both sing The Art of Driving?</p>
<p>No, I hate that song now.</p>
<p>Why ?</p>
<p>Why ?</p>
<p>Because.</p>
<p>We can sing “Islands In The Stream.” Hahaha.</p>
<p>Does that make giggle uncontrollably?</p>
<p>And I don’t ever giggle, do I?</p>
<p>Have I not heard that?</p>
<p>Are you OMGOMGOMGLOSTOMG?</p>
<p>Are you touchy-feely?</p>
<p>Am I?</p>
<p>Does that make giggle uncontrollably?</p>
<p>Yes. I could easily do a Dolly Parton impression. Almost too easily.</p>
<p>And I don’t ever giggle, do I?</p>
<p>On the rarest of occasions.</p>
<p>Have I not heard that?</p>
<p>Listen to it. Listen to it.</p>
<p>Are you OMGOMGOMGLOSTOMG?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you touchy-feely?</p>
<p>Selectively, yes.</p>
<p>Am I?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Would all you need be a giant bra and wig?</p>
<p>Am I dreading Monday?</p>
<p>Unlike others, do I listen to the things that people tell me to listen to?</p>
<p>Would all you need be a giant bra and wig?</p>
<p>Yes. And some cheap, red lipstick.</p>
<p>Am I dreading Monday?</p>
<p>Shut up about Monday! It’s Saturday. Enjoy it.</p>
<p>Unlike others, do I listen to the things that people tell me to listen to?</p>
<p>:O Was that a slam on me?</p>
<p>But isn’t Saturday going to be over in a matter of hours?</p>
<p>Am I dreading people at school?</p>
<p>Am I hoping my hives go away?</p>
<p>Do you hate Monday tests?</p>
<p>Was it?</p>
<p>Are you horribly offended?</p>
<p>Will you run away and tie yourself to the train tracks?</p>
<p>To show the world how sad you are, right?</p>
<p>But isn’t Saturday going to be over in a matter of hours?</p>
<p>No! Shut up!</p>
<p>Am I dreading people at school?</p>
<p>Always.</p>
<p>Am I hoping my hives go away?</p>
<p>Aww, mmhmm.</p>
<p>Do you hate Monday tests?</p>
<p>Kind of. I have one…but the semester ended on Friday! Yaaaay! I’m officially a second-semester senior. Omguh.</p>
<p>Was it?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>Are you horribly offended?</p>
<p>Horribly.</p>
<p>Will you run away and tie yourself to the train tracks?</p>
<p>No! That’s like when the cute guy dies in Fried Green Tomatoes ):!</p>
<p>To show the world how sad you are, right?</p>
<p>No, the world would sob if I did that. I’m not that selfish.</p>
<p>Do I have a three-day weekend?</p>
<p>Am I upset because I have to spend it isolated in NH with my family?</p>
<p>Did I have plans to go to Boston this weekend with my friends?</p>
<p>Were said plans spoiled by ma famille?</p>
<p>Would even the sea begin to cry?</p>
<p>Do I have a three-day weekend?</p>
<p>:O! Shut up!</p>
<p>Am I upset because I have to spend it isolated in NH with my family?</p>
<p>Aww. Yes.</p>
<p>Did I have plans to go to Boston this weekend with my friends?</p>
<p>Not anymore…haha. Sorry.</p>
<p>Were said plans spoiled by ma famille?</p>
<p>Mmhmm, but its okay. These are the last few months of our childhood, technically.</p>
<p>Would even the sea begin to cry?</p>
<p>Yes! (: Aww, nostalgia.</p>
<p>Are you a hoodlum?</p>
<p>Are you a hoodlum?</p>
<p>If I’m a hoodlum, you’re a ragamuffin.</p>