<p>Is it gross that “fetus” in French is “phoetus”?</p>
<p>Am I officially changing the subject?</p>
<p>Is it too early to be thinking about fetuses?</p>
<p>Will you take me to EMP?</p>
<p>Is it gross that “fetus” in French is “phoetus”?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I officially changing the subject?</p>
<p>Yes, thank you.</p>
<p>Is it too early to be thinking about fetuses?</p>
<p>Far too early.</p>
<p>Will you take me to EMP?</p>
<p>Mmhmm! I’ll probably be dangerously close next year. Sigh.</p>
<p>Are you being silly?</p>
<p>What’s your damage?</p>
<p>Is that phrase hideous?</p>
<p>Why do people like to sit shotgun?</p>
<p>Have you ever seen Heathers?</p>
<p>Are you being silly?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>What’s your damage?</p>
<p>Ugh, let’s not go there.</p>
<p>Is that phrase hideous?</p>
<p>Yes, haha.</p>
<p>Why do people like to sit shotgun?</p>
<p>I like to sit shotgun because I’m too tall for backseats. I feel scrunched and uncomfortable. Plus, I’m a lady.</p>
<p>Have you ever seen Heathers?</p>
<p>Yep. I didn’t care for it.</p>
<p>Miss something?</p>
<p>Miss something?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>r u sure about that?</p>
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<p>“It’s supertuesday on a Friday night.”
From the song “Surely Justice” by Daryll-Ann. It’s a really obscure song. I found it on Epitonic, which is an excellent site for (legal) free music.</p>
<p>r u sure about that?</p>
<p>Duh.</p>
<p>Did you know Obama won SC?</p>
<p>Am I happy?</p>
<p>Are you?</p>
<p>Are you going to vote?</p>
<p>You’re old enough, right?</p>
<p>Am I out of prying questions?</p>
<p>Are you?</p>
<p>Did you know Obama won SC?</p>
<p>Yes! I saw at the gym! (I always find out at the gym…)</p>
<p>Am I happy?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Are you?</p>
<p>Ecstatic! </p>
<p>Are you going to vote?</p>
<p>Duh. I registered via mail on my birthday.</p>
<p>You’re old enough, right?</p>
<p>Damn straight. </p>
<p>Am I out of prying questions?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Are you?</p>
<p>I feel euphoric.</p>
<p>Wha?</p>
<p>Are you out of prying questions, I mean?</p>
<p>Does the word prying remind you of rickety fences?</p>
<p>Do you not care because Obama ******* won SC?</p>
<p>Wha?</p>
<p>Yeah. I’m high on endorphins. </p>
<p>Are you out of prying questions, I mean?</p>
<p>Kind of.</p>
<p>Does the word prying remind you of rickety fences?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Do you not care because Obama ******* won SC?</p>
<p>I am so excited.</p>
<p>Do people need to realize that spray tans make pale underarms stand out?</p>
<p>Isn’t that gross?</p>
<p>What’s on tv right now?</p>
<p>Do people need to realize that spray tans should be abolished?</p>
<p>Are you silly for leaving?</p>
<p>Do people need to realize that tanning four times a week is a.) stupid and b.) makes them look creepy, orange, and like a forty-year-old woman when they are only 17?</p>
<p>Why do some people write “forty” instead of “40” when they also write “17” instead of “seventeen?”</p>
<p>Do people with darker skin than their hair freak me out most of the time?</p>