Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Does Snoopy like NotEmo Boy again?</p>

<p>Is her new crush legitimately NotEmo, at least?</p>

<p>Will you respond to my obnoxious other questions, or will I have to post them overandoverandover until you’re annoyed so much that you have to answer them?</p>

<p>Are you a teensy bit wrong about that?</p>

<p>Maybe a teensie.</p>

<p>Are you ignoring Les or something?</p>

<p>Omgosh, no! They come out of thin air!</p>

<p>Does Snoopy like NotEmo Boy again?</p>

<p>Maybe.</p>

<p>Is her new crush legitimately NotEmo, at least?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Will you respond to my obnoxious other questions, or will I have to post them overandoverandover until you’re annoyed so much that you have to answer them?</p>

<p>Shh, I fixed it.</p>

<p>Oh God. Let it go.</p>

<p>Did Les make me think of Andover?</p>

<p>Were your answers very lame?</p>

<p>Do I hate it when I receive a column of “Yes” and “No” responses?</p>

<p>Did Les make me think of Andover?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Were your answers very lame?</p>

<p>No!</p>

<p>Do I hate it when I receive a column of “Yes” and “No” responses?</p>

<p>Then maybe you shouldn’t ask me questions about yourself.</p>

<p>Should Les not poke the bear?</p>

<p>Do you not like being compared to a bear?</p>

<p>Should Les not poke the bunny?</p>

<p>When did she take all my money?</p>

<p>Haven’t we already established that we’re both incurably self-absorbed?</p>

<p>Since I haven’t had 273 pages to be self-absorbed on, isn’t it only fair that I ask the occasional obnoxious question about myself?</p>

<p>And since you understand my disease, isn’t it only fair that you indulge me?</p>

<p>Would I rather not poke anything?</p>

<p>Is poky my favorite word?</p>

<p>Should Les not poke the bear?</p>

<p>:O! Hey!</p>

<p>Do you not like being compared to a bear?</p>

<p>I hate it!</p>

<p>Should Les not poke the bunny?</p>

<p>She really shouldn’t.</p>

<p>When did she take all my money?</p>

<p>Sigh.</p>

<p>Haven’t we already established that we’re both incurably self-absorbed?</p>

<p>Right. But this is my thread. I’m Queen Joli, okay?</p>

<p>Since I haven’t had 273 pages to be self-absorbed on, isn’t it only fair that I ask the occasional obnoxious question about myself?</p>

<p>You are allotted one per month.</p>

<p>And since you understand my disease, isn’t it only fair that you indulge me?</p>

<p>I don’t understand your illness. I’m a Hypocrisy Parade, baby. I understand my illness, everyone else is just messed up. They have no excuses.</p>

<p>Would I rather not poke anything?</p>

<p>You’d rather not.</p>

<p>Is poky my favorite word?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Remember when you first came onto CC, and I was my super b-tchy self, and shut you down all the time?
Two LesOs questions a week, or that LesOs comes back.
Oh, yes. Be afraid. (;</p>

<p>Remember when you first came onto CC, and I was my super b-tchy self, and shut you down all the time?</p>

<p>No? I remember when you freaked out because I said I hated the spelling of your name.</p>

<p>Would you like me to restate that opinion? Oops. Too late :O!</p>

<p>Does post 4081 make me sigh?</p>

<p>Does post 4081 make me sigh?</p>

<p>Yes. But not as much as post 4091 makes me laugh. Haha. Les is a tiger!</p>

<p>You have obviously repressed those memories, Joli.</p>

<p>What Gwen Stefani song do I have stuck in my head?</p>

<p>Is it weird that she’s 38?</p>

<p>What Gwen Stefani song do I have stuck in my head?</p>

<p>“Yummy”</p>

<p>Is it weird that she’s 38?</p>

<p>Yes, but I knew she was olderish.</p>

<p>Are you a skippypants?</p>

<p>Are you a skippypants?</p>

<p>Puh-lease, you know what you did.</p>

<p>Are you a vegetable person or a fruit person?</p>