<p>What color are your nails?</p>
<p>Natural. Pinkish with whiteish tips. Silly girl, I rarely paint my fingernails.</p>
<p>Are you sad Edwards dropped out?</p>
<p>What about Giuliani?</p>
<p>But wasn’t it inevitable?</p>
<p>Am I only slightly freaked about tomorrow?</p>
<p>Are you sad Edwards dropped out?</p>
<p>Nah, I knew he would probably drop out. He’s likely to run as VP with either one, so, who cares?</p>
<p>What about Giuliani?</p>
<p>Hahaha Giuliani. He was just there for appearances. He didn’t even win in FL, and he spent all of that time there.</p>
<p>But wasn’t it inevitable?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I only slightly freaked about tomorrow?</p>
<p>Shhhh. It’ll be fun. Enjoy that giddy crushy feeling. It’s one of the best feelings in the world, honestly. Especially when its new. And unpredictable.</p>
<p>Did I make Soccer Boy laugh today?</p>
<p>But don’t I make everyone laugh?</p>
<p>Do I get to sit next to him for the next 2 days in English?</p>
<p>Am I gushing?</p>
<p>What have you done to me?!?</p>
<p>Did I make Soccer Boy laugh today?</p>
<p>Oooh.</p>
<p>But don’t I make everyone laugh?</p>
<p>No one else matters. You made him laugh.</p>
<p>Do I get to sit next to him for the next 2 days in English?</p>
<p>Ooooh.</p>
<p>Am I gushing?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>What have you done to me?!?</p>
<p>Put a girl-spell on you. Awww.</p>
<p>How do I make it stop?</p>
<p>But not a giant laugh, right?</p>
<p>How do I make it stop?!?</p>
<p>Are we more alike than I thought?</p>
<p>Why does Daniel Day-Lewis have a funny face in the There Will Be Blood previews?</p>
<p>How do I make it stop?</p>
<p>You don’t.</p>
<p>But not a giant laugh, right?</p>
<p>Nah.</p>
<p>How do I make it stop?!?</p>
<p>You don’t.</p>
<p>Are we more alike than I thought?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Why does Daniel Day-Lewis have a funny face in the There Will Be Blood previews?</p>
<p>He always has a funny face.</p>
<p>Do you have a funny face?</p>
<p>Do I?</p>
<p>But only with my fake Kool Aid moustache, right?</p>
<p>Make. It. Stop.</p>
<p>Do you have a funny face?</p>
<p>Sometimes.</p>
<p>Do I?</p>
<p>Sometimes.</p>
<p>But only with my fake Kool Aid moustache, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Do I have to dress nicely tomorrow night?</p>
<p>To go to school for that thing that I needed a grey sweater for but never got?</p>
<p>Will Soccer Boy also be there?</p>
<p>But I won’t talk to him, right?</p>
<p>Because we’re not quite there, right?</p>
<p>Do you know what I mean?</p>
<p>What movie character would you be?</p>
<p>Do I have to dress nicely tomorrow night?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>To go to school for that thing that I needed a grey sweater for but never got?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Will Soccer Boy also be there?</p>
<p>Aww. Yes.</p>
<p>But I won’t talk to him, right?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>Because we’re not quite there, right?</p>
<p>Get there. Get there.</p>
<p>Do you know what I mean?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What movie character would you be?</p>
<p>Thelma in Thelma & Louise. But just for that one scene.</p>
<p>What scene?</p>
<p>Am I listening to The Beach Boys right now?</p>
<p>Do you realize that getting there takes time?</p>
<p>Have you ever tripped onstage?</p>
<p>Have I?</p>
<p>Would Delicious Boy be Brad Pitt in that one scene?</p>
<p>What scene?</p>
<p>The hotel scene with Brad Pitt. Duh.</p>
<p>Am I listening to The Beach Boys right now?</p>
<p>Ugh. Gross.</p>
<p>Do you realize that getting there takes time?</p>
<p>Yes. I guess.</p>
<p>Have you ever tripped onstage?</p>
<p>Not tripped and fallen down, but during rehearsal my heels have gotten stuck in little spaces.</p>
<p>Have I?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Would Delicious Boy be Brad Pitt in that one scene?</p>
<p>I wouldn’t accept anyone else. Delicious Boy and Brad Pitt are the only ones hot enough to recreate that steamy scene with me.</p>
<p>Am I done?</p>
<p>Would you fight William Shatner?</p>
<p>Are you trusting?</p>
<p>Am I done?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Would you fight William Shatner?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Are you trusting?</p>
<p>It takes me a while to trust. So. Kind of.</p>
<p>Is your mind often in the gutter?</p>
<p>What about mine?</p>
<p>But an off day today, right?</p>
<p>Is your mind often in the gutter?</p>
<p>Probably.</p>
<p>What about mine?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>But an off day today, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Am I watching Fight Club right now?</p>
<p>But not illegally, right?</p>
<p>Am I watching Fight Club right now?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>But not illegally, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>