<p>Do you want to marry in the yard?</p>
<p>Is it “marry” or “burry?”</p>
<p>Are you just dandy?</p>
<p>Or is it BURY since “burry” isn’t a word? (Well, it is, but it means “covered in burrs.”)</p>
<p>Am I overjoyed to finally catch the grammar/spelling nazi?</p>
<p>Are there classier ways to point out a grammar nazi’s mistakes?</p>
<p>Do you want to BURY in the yard?</p>
<p>'Cause italics apparently don’t exist, right?</p>
<p>Is yours not a high horse?</p>
<p>Have you ever gone horseback riding?</p>
<p>Will you not ask for his opinion?</p>
<p>Are Shins lyrics wonderful?</p>
<p>Do two wrongs make a right?</p>
<p>Were italics not enthusiastic enough for me?</p>
<p>Was “two wrongs make a write” a horrific typo, or a terrible pun?</p>
<p>Oh dear God.</p>
<p>Is something terribly wrong with me?</p>
<p>Or, rather, is something so terribly right with me that I no longer pay attention?</p>
<p>Did I teach Yak a lesson about being overly critical of others’ typos/temporary inability to think?</p>
<p>Will I now stop correcting other people’s grammar?</p>
<p>Will I probably still sometimes point out mistakes?</p>
<p>What should I ask you?</p>
<p>Fun questions.</p>
<p>Should I not ask you that anymore?</p>
<p>You should definitely stop.</p>
<p>Are you happy?</p>
<p>Yessss!</p>
<p>Are you sappy?</p>
<p>Sometimes.</p>
<p>Is it bedtime?</p>
<p>It was.</p>
<p>Does this make you extremely happy?</p>
<p>It did.</p>
<p>Does GTA stand for Greater Toronto Area?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Is it highly probable that I’ll have a snow day tomorrow?</p>
<p>It was.</p>
<p>Are you happy for me?</p>
<p>Always.</p>
<p>What should I do with my spare time?</p>
<p>Make a Valentine’s Day gift for your valentine. That’s what I would do.</p>
<p>Do you want to marry in the yard?</p>
<p>Hahaha.</p>
<p>Is it “marry” or “burry?”</p>
<p>It’s bury.</p>
<p>Are you just dandy?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Or is it BURY since “burry” isn’t a word? (Well, it is, but it means “covered in burrs.”)</p>
<p>Yesss, yes.</p>
<p>Am I overjoyed to finally catch the grammar/spelling nazi?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are there classier ways to point out a grammar nazi’s mistakes?</p>
<p>Definitely.</p>
<p>Do you want to BURY in the yard?</p>
<p>Secretly.</p>
<p>'Cause italics apparently don’t exist, right?</p>
<p>Hehe.</p>
<p>Is yours not a high horse?</p>
<p>I don’t know that song.</p>
<p>Have you ever gone horseback riding?</p>
<p>Yes, my family used to own horses, once upon a time. Don’t ask.</p>
<p>Will you not ask for his opinion?</p>
<p>I’m still lost, darling.</p>
<p>Are Shins lyrics wonderful?</p>
<p>Yesss.</p>
<p>Do two wrongs make a right?</p>
<p>Eh.</p>
<p>Were italics not enthusiastic enough for me?</p>
<p>Apparently not.</p>
<p>Was “two wrongs make a write” a horrific typo, or a terrible pun?</p>
<p>Awwww.</p>
<p>Is something terribly wrong with me?</p>
<p>Noooo.</p>
<p>Or, rather, is something so terribly right with me that I no longer pay attention?</p>
<p>Yesss yes yes.</p>
<p>Did I teach Yak a lesson about being overly critical of others’ typos/temporary inability to think?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>Will I now stop correcting other people’s grammar?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Will I probably still sometimes point out mistakes?</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>I don’t see why wud people spend time to ask u questions…other than the fact that they want to receive such replies.</p>
<p>Do the young men do fighting and are the old men the cause?</p>
<p>Do the young men do fighting and are the old men the cause?</p>
<p>I miss DVR.</p>
<p>Do silly people like Les not teach lessons to grammar nazis?</p>
<p>Was your last answer wholly inadequate?</p>
<p>Are you a tree?</p>
<p>is it logical for one to be a doctor if he is a germophobe?</p>
<p>Do silly people like Les not teach lessons to grammar nazis?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Was your last answer wholly inadequate?</p>
<p>Shut up.</p>
<p>Are you a tree?</p>
<p>Nooo.</p>
<p>s it logical for one to be a doctor if he is a germophobe?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>Did I just get on for the first time today?</p>
<p>Did you miss me?</p>
<p>Did you lie?</p>
<p>How was your day?</p>
<p>How was mine?</p>
<p>Would it make you go Awww?</p>
<p>Did you go Awww?</p>
<p>Will it be next week?</p>
<p>Does that give me time?</p>
<p>Do you know what I’m talking about?</p>
<p>Am I alone again?</p>
<p>Why do the Patriots suck so much?</p>
<p>Did I just get on for the first time today?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did you miss me?</p>
<p>Oh, of course!</p>
<p>Did you lie?</p>
<p>Hmm.</p>
<p>How was your day?</p>
<p>Fantastic. I dropped calculus. And Delicious Boy was delicious. And I had a funny late-night text slip-up that made me crack up, hahaha.</p>
<p>How was mine?</p>
<p>Even better. Because you saw my lookalike. </p>
<p>Would it make you go Awww?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Did you go Awww?</p>
<p>Yes. But I don’t “aww” at the fact that you ran into a wall. That makes me want to help you.</p>
<p>Will it be next week?</p>
<p>What.</p>
<p>Does that give me time?</p>
<p>Huh?</p>
<p>Do you know what I’m talking about?</p>
<p>Nooo. But there is a ridiculous dance with a semi-acceptable theme at my high school if that’s what you’re talking about. It’s next Friday.</p>
<p>Am I alone again?</p>
<p>I’m here now. Way too early, but seriously…I couldn’t get back to sleep. Something wakes me up. Plus I went to bed before 11…on a Friday. I was really, really tired.</p>
<p>Why do the Patriots suck so much?</p>
<p>Doesn’t that cute, charming guy play for them? The one they make a big deal out of?</p>
<p>I don’t know who I’m talking about, but I think I’m on the right track.</p>
<p>Do the Patriots not suck at all?</p>
<p>Are they undefeated?</p>
<p>So do they kick ass?</p>
<p>Is Snoopy obviously just bitter?</p>
<p>Do the Patriots not suck at all?</p>
<p>I don’t do football.</p>
<p>Are they undefeated?</p>
<p>Yes?</p>
<p>So do they kick ass?</p>
<p>Apparently.</p>
<p>Is Snoopy obviously just bitter?</p>
<p>Hehe.</p>
<p>You would do football if your team were the Patriots.
I hate watching sports on TV/in general, but I’ll watch the Patriots.</p>