Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Are you going to pry into my personal life right now?</p>

<p>Am I eating a sandwich?</p>

<p>Waiting for the Super Bowl?</p>

<p>Do you like any sports?</p>

<p>Quilts or blankets?</p>

<p>Are you going to pry into my personal life right now?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Am I eating a sandwich?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Waiting for the Super Bowl?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do you like any sports?</p>

<p>Tennis. And I like to watch basketball, sometimes.</p>

<p>Quilts or blankets?</p>

<p>Blankets.</p>

<p>What’s your favorite sandwich?</p>

<p>Are you really going to pry?</p>

<p>Do you hate when people change the subject?</p>

<p>But it’s okay if they go back to the original subject often, right?</p>

<p>What will Snoop ask you about DB?</p>

<p>What’s your favorite sandwich?</p>

<p>Grilled cheese.</p>

<p>Are you really going to pry?</p>

<p>No, I’m going to allow you to gush.</p>

<p>Do you hate when people change the subject?</p>

<p>Haha, yes, I hate it with a passion.</p>

<p>But it’s okay if they go back to the original subject often, right?</p>

<p>Right.</p>

<p>What will Snoop ask you about DB?</p>

<p>I’m not sure, but hopefully lots of prying things so I can gush about him. Mmm, him.</p>

<p>Is DB in your grade?</p>

<p>What is he like (other than delicious)?</p>

<p>What does he like?</p>

<p>What is your favorite thing about him?</p>

<p>Can you ask me questions about Hot Drummer so I can gush?</p>

<p>Please?</p>

<p>Am I not in a gushing mood?</p>

<p>Because I’m prepping myself for the Giants’ win?</p>

<p>Does DB have any tics?</p>

<p>Or other little habits you’ve noticed?</p>

<p>Is that trip sometime in April I think?</p>

<p>Maybe March?</p>

<p>At a college?</p>

<p>Is DB in your grade?</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>What is he like (other than delicious)?</p>

<p>He’s really witty and affectionate. </p>

<p>What does he like?</p>

<p>Things associated with me.</p>

<p>What is your favorite thing about him?</p>

<p>His wit, for sure.</p>

<p>Can you ask me questions about Hot Drummer so I can gush?</p>

<p>How is he hot?</p>

<p>What is the best thing about him?</p>

<p>Please?</p>

<p>I did!</p>

<p>Am I not in a gushing mood?</p>

<p>Aww.</p>

<p>Because I’m prepping myself for the Giants’ win?</p>

<p>Hahaha.</p>

<p>Does DB have any tics?</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>Or other little habits you’ve noticed?</p>

<p>Not really, I’m in honeymoon-mode, everything is good right now, you know?</p>

<p>Is that trip sometime in April I think?</p>

<p>Ah ha.</p>

<p>Maybe March?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>At a college?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>What else should I tell you?</p>

<p>Am I watching What Not To Wear?</p>

<p>Skirt suit or pantsuit?</p>

<p>What else should I tell you?</p>

<p>Everything.</p>

<p>Am I watching What Not To Wear?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Skirt suit or pantsuit?</p>

<p>Skirt suit.</p>

<p>What is everything supposed to mean?</p>

<p>Did you tell me to shut up?</p>

<p>Does that not help because I really don’t know?</p>

<p>What time is the kickoff?</p>

<p>Is it funny I asked you that?</p>

<p>Is DB a junior?
(So is Hot Drummer.)</p>

<p>Well, he’s very athletic. He plays soccer and wrestles (don’t laugh- I hate wrestlers, but he’s not the big, scary, muscular kind of wrestler… he’s the lean kind). He has very nice eyes… and arms. And his back is very attractive as well. He’s my favorite kind of fit- muscular but lean.</p>

<p>I’d say that the best thing about him is that he’s a truly nice boy. I know that that sounds super-goofy, but it’s true. Some of his friends are jerks who talk about women in… icky ways, but he always tells them to stop and that they’re disgusting. At the same time, though, he’s not annoyingly pure. We exchange sexual innuendoes occasionally. (;
He’s just very easy to talk to, and he looks at me like he’s really listening to what I’m saying.</p>

<p>I’ll ask more questions about DB since I gushed waaay too much.</p>

<p>Does he act/play an instrument/sing/draw/something else?</p>

<p>Does he play a sport?</p>

<p>What are his passions (not meant to be taken sexually… although I’m not sure that it would be)?</p>

<p>Now give us a random fact about DB:</p>

<p>Are all the wrestlers I know shorter than I am?</p>

<p>Isn’t that odd?</p>

<p>Did you know Obama has pulled even in the polls?</p>

<p>Does DB support Obama?</p>

<p>I have gush one more time to defend Hot Drummer’s height- he is not short.</p>

<p>What is everything supposed to mean?</p>

<p>Everything is everything. – Lauryn Hill</p>

<p>Did you tell me to shut up?</p>

<p>Yes, yes I did.</p>

<p>Does that not help because I really don’t know?</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>What time is the kickoff?</p>

<p>Hahaha “What’s a kickoff?”</p>

<p>Is it funny I asked you that?</p>

<p>It’s hilarious.</p>

<p>Does he act/play an instrument/sing/draw/something else?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Does he play a sport?</p>

<p>Hmm…</p>

<p>What are his passions (not meant to be taken sexually… although I’m not sure that it would be)?</p>

<p>Me and all things associated with me. But he’s ambitious. Very, very ambitious.</p>

<p>Now give us a random fact about DB:</p>

<p>He likes pulp.</p>

<p>Are all the wrestlers I know shorter than I am?</p>

<p>Hahaha, me too! Except my little brother, he will be taller than me within the year, I’m sure.</p>

<p>Isn’t that odd?</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>Did you know Obama has pulled even in the polls?</p>

<p>I do now.</p>

<p>Does DB support Obama?</p>

<p>Mmhmm.</p>

<p>Aren’t I serious, though?</p>

<p>Don’t I associate Lauryn Hill with Whoopi Goldberg?</p>

<p>So will you just ask me?</p>

<p>Aren’t I serious, though?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Don’t I associate Lauryn Hill with Whoopi Goldberg?</p>

<p>Hahaha. I associate her with The Fugees, duh.</p>

<p>So will you just ask me?</p>

<p>I have nothing to ask anymore.</p>

<p>Will I just wing it?</p>

<p>Who are The Fugees?</p>

<p>Is Tyra a low-rent Oprah?</p>

<p>Will I just wing it?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Who are The Fugees?</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYl2pztQjdM]Duh[/url”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYl2pztQjdM]Duh[/url</a>].</p>

<p>Is Tyra a low-rent Oprah?</p>

<p>Hahaha, yes!</p>