<p>Who’s DB?</p>
<p>Delicious Boy.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Because he is.</p>
<p>Truffles?</p>
<p>The chocolate kind.</p>
<p>Comedy or Action?</p>
<p>Comedy.</p>
<p>Does it really feel a lot better once you know you’ve been accepted at a college even if it’s a safety you don’t want to go to?</p>
<p>Kind of. But I’ve been accepted to my major safeties for almost two months now. I haven’t been accepted anywhere serious, and it’s disconcerting</p>
<p>Yawn?</p>
<p>Bedtime?</p>
<p>Yawn?</p>
<p>I’m okay.</p>
<p>Bedtime?</p>
<p>For youuu.</p>
<p>After having read parts 1 and 2, do you believe that I have a mental disorder?</p>
<p>Is there a switch that gets hit?</p>
<p>What’s your least favourite thing in the world?</p>
<p>Are you an optometrist?</p>
<p>So how do you dilate pupils, then?</p>
<p>Are you a yellow blanket?</p>
<p>After having read parts 1 and 2, do you believe that I have a mental disorder?</p>
<p>You make me smile way too much. Way too much.</p>
<p>Is there a switch that gets hit?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>What’s your least favourite thing in the world?</p>
<p>Obligations. </p>
<p>Are you an optometrist?</p>
<p>No, silly.</p>
<p>So how do you dilate pupils, then?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>Are you a yellow blanket?</p>
<p>A pink one.</p>
<p>How was your day today?</p>
<p>Was it delicious?</p>
<p>How was your day today?</p>
<p>It was great. I’m just sleepyish. But DB made me really, really happy. Mmm, he’s so delicious.</p>
<p>Not having to go to Calculus was lovely, too. I actually got this essay on witchcraft/witch trials done. Yesss.</p>
<p>Was it delicious?</p>
<p>Oh yes.</p>
<p>How did he make you happy?</p>
<p>Is that too personal?</p>
<p>Did you watch any movies today?</p>
<p>How did he make you happy?</p>
<p>Too personal.</p>
<p>Is that too personal?</p>
<p>Yes, but it’s not like, you know, that personal.</p>
<p>Did you watch any movies today?</p>
<p>Psht, no.</p>
<p>Are you ecstatic?</p>
<p>So a good boy day?</p>
<p>Are you ecstatic?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>So a good boy day?</p>
<p>Definitely. But now I’m trying to write my theatre resume, and I don’t know whether I need a headshot for my audition. Hmmm…</p>
<p>Am I patiently awaiting Thursday?</p>
<p>Did I just cheer up considerably?</p>
<p>Because my birthday is soon?</p>
<p>And I’m going to ask for something that I will almost certainly get because I never ask for anything on my birthday?</p>
<p>Do I sound a little spoiled there?</p>
<p>But I don’t care, right?</p>
<p>When was the last party you went to?</p>
<p>Am I patiently awaiting Thursday?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did I just cheer up considerably?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Because my birthday is soon?</p>
<p>Aww.</p>
<p>And I’m going to ask for something that I will almost certainly get because I never ask for anything on my birthday?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do I sound a little spoiled there?</p>
<p>Nah.</p>
<p>But I don’t care, right?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>When was the last party you went to?</p>
<p>Ummm…my friend had a small, “Welcome Back” party that I went to a couple weeks ago.</p>
<p>If the confidence theorem in statistics says we can only be 95% confident about all our data, doesn’t that mean we can only be 95% confident about the theorem? which means we can only be about 90% confident about anything.</p>
<p>If the confidence theorem in statistics says we can only be 95% confident about all our data, doesn’t that mean we can only be 95% confident about the theorem?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>wow such great elaboration</p>
<p>How do you elaborate on a yes or no question?</p>
<p>Will you teach me?</p>
<p>How do you elaborate on a yes or no question?</p>
<p>I know, right?</p>
<p>Will you teach me?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is punctuation overrated?</p>
<p>Are you watching tv?</p>
<p>What’s your favorite show?</p>
<p>Is punctuation overrated?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you watching tv?</p>
<p>Nope. I’m listening to cutesy songs by The Supremes. </p>
<p>What’s your favorite show?</p>
<p>The Office…or The Golden Girls, depending on my mood.</p>