Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Ew, Kate Nash. Thank you for saying that, Joli.</p>

<p>When did Vampire Weekend get so popular?</p>

<p>I mean, I’m not one of those “OMGGG IF A BAND GETS POPULAR, IT MEANS THEY SOLD OUT!!!” people, but it was really sudden, wasn’t it?</p>

<p>And it was weird how I first heard them last year… then didn’t hear anything for (literally) a year… and then all of a sudden, everyone at my school loves them, right?</p>

<p>Kind of Twilight-Zone-ish, huh?</p>

<p>Ross Univ. Medical School or Shakespeare: Manga Edition?</p>

<p>How jealous am I that you dropped calc?</p>

<p>Should I take early dismissal next year?</p>

<p>Is the valedictorian at my school a grade grubber/type-A/annoying/suckup?</p>

<p>Am I cheering for the salutorian?</p>

<p>How’s your valedictorian?</p>

<p>If you could own an island, which would it be?</p>

<p>When did Vampire Weekend get so popular?</p>

<p>Haha, I know, right?</p>

<p>I mean, I’m not one of those “OMGGG IF A BAND GETS POPULAR, IT MEANS THEY SOLD OUT!!!” people, but it was really sudden, wasn’t it?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>And it was weird how I first heard them last year… then didn’t hear anything for (literally) a year… and then all of a sudden, everyone at my school loves them, right?</p>

<p>Right.</p>

<p>Kind of Twilight-Zone-ish, huh?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Ross Univ. Medical School or Shakespeare: Manga Edition?</p>

<p>Manga.</p>

<p>How jealous am I that you dropped calc?</p>

<p>Super-jealous. But don’t tell me you’re one of those pretentious juniors who take calculus.</p>

<p>Should I take early dismissal next year?</p>

<p>Obviously.</p>

<p>Is the valedictorian at my school a grade grubber/type-A/annoying/suckup?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Am I cheering for the salutorian?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>How’s your valedictorian?</p>

<p>Annoying, but it’s cool, I’ve come to terms with my #4 status, and it’s okay.</p>

<p>If you could own an island, which would it be?</p>

<p>Omg, that island that the Virgin records guy owns. I want to live there.</p>

<p>Speaking of vals and stuff (and because I would never bring this up on my own), guess WHAT?!?
My friend was talking to this junior boy (who I don’t know, but who is good friends with the val now), and he said, “Oh, yeah, it was kind of neat, because I could tell everyone I knew the valedictorian, but now “LesOs” is the valedictorian.”
So, although I haven’t heard anything about being ranked first, I might be valedictorian now. Which is kind of cool.</p>

<p>Am I one of those unpretentious juniors who takes calculus?</p>

<p>How many people are in your class?</p>

<p>Why is ~75% of the top 50 at my school girls?</p>

<p>But then why are 8 out of the top 10 guys?</p>

<p>Was it terrible of my counselor to post everyone’s rank?</p>

<p>But still amusing, right?</p>

<p>Am I one of those unpretentious juniors who takes calculus?</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>How many people are in your class?</p>

<p>120ish.</p>

<p>Why is ~75% of the top 50 at my school girls?</p>

<p>Is it not obvious? </p>

<p>But then why are 8 out of the top 10 guys?</p>

<p>Uh oh.</p>

<p>Was it terrible of my counselor to post everyone’s rank?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>But still amusing, right?</p>

<p>Hahaha.</p>

<p>Did the idea of being pounced on when crossing the threshold make me smile today?</p>

<p>While I was around other people, right?</p>

<p>Do I not care?</p>

<p>Will you sing me something?</p>

<p>Did the idea of being pounced on when crossing the threshold make me smile today?</p>

<p>Hahaha, yes.</p>

<p>While I was around other people, right?</p>

<p>Right.</p>

<p>Do I not care?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Will you sing me something?</p>

<p>Always.</p>

<p>Is your best teacher old or young?</p>

<p>What makes him/her the best?</p>

<p>Who watches The View?</p>

<p>Is tomorrow looking more and more like a self-declared day off?</p>

<p>What’s your favorite 80’s band?</p>

<p>Were there no good 80’s bands?</p>

<p>Should I be doing something productive?</p>

<p>Is your best teacher old or young?</p>

<p>Mid-50s.</p>

<p>What makes him/her the best?</p>

<p>He’s honest with me. He tells me when I suck and when I…am amazing. And I trust his compliments and criticisms because he’s like, “straight-up.” He has no tact whatsoever, but that makes me trust him more because he doesn’t waste time sugar-coating anything. </p>

<p>Who watches The View?</p>

<p>I do, like, once a year-ish. I should be on The View.</p>

<p>Is tomorrow looking more and more like a self-declared day off?</p>

<p>Please don’t say that to me, it’ll just tempt me to skip school, hahaha.</p>

<p>What’s your favorite 80’s band?</p>

<p>Heart! I count them as an 80’s band because no one cared about them in the 70s.</p>

<p>Were there no good 80’s bands?</p>

<p>^^^^^!</p>

<p>Should I be doing something productive?</p>

<p>Shouldn’t we all?</p>

<p>If you could live in any decade, which one would it be?</p>

<p>What should I have for dinner?</p>

<p>What should you have for dinner?</p>

<p>Do I want a new dress?</p>

<p>Suggestions?</p>

<p>If you could live in any decade, which one would it be?</p>

<p>I really like the movie Pleasantville, and I would love to go back to the '50s like Reese Witherspoon and make out with unsuspecting, straight-laced boys in their cute little vintage cars at those adorably suspicious “make out sites.”</p>

<p>What should I have for dinner?</p>

<p>Chicken.</p>

<p>What should you have for dinner?</p>

<p>Chicken.</p>

<p>Do I want a new dress?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Suggestions?</p>

<p>No, but I am in desperate need of mini dresses for this spring/summer.</p>

<p>What song by Rihanna?</p>

<p>Are you in a good mood?</p>

<p>are you a red head?</p>

<p>What song by Rihanna?</p>

<p>You know the one.</p>

<p>Are you in a good mood?</p>

<p>Insanely.</p>

<p>are you a red head?</p>

<p>In some people’s opinion, I am.</p>

<p>I knew it .
do you have school tomorrow?</p>

<p>Do I still have a lot more to do?</p>

<p>Will I try to finish asap?</p>

<p>Isn’t “asap” annoying?</p>

<p>do you have school tomorrow?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do I still have a lot more to do?</p>

<p>You should really get off of CC, silly boy.</p>

<p>Will I try to finish asap?</p>

<p>Mmhmm.</p>

<p>Isn’t “asap” annoying?</p>

<p>Only when people say ““a”-sap.”</p>

<p>Am I back?</p>

<p>Was I gone?</p>

<p>Do I hate Optimization?</p>

<p>Is AP Spanish Lit a joke?</p>

<p>Is UW driving me insane?</p>

<p>How are you?</p>

<p>Am I back?</p>

<p>Hey!</p>

<p>Was I gone?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do I hate Optimization?</p>

<p>Hahahaha, yes.</p>

<p>Is AP Spanish Lit a joke?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Is UW driving me insane?</p>

<p>Uh, me too. I submitted in mid-November, they haven’t updated it since 11/28…and I have friends who submitted much later, with lower stats, who have already been accepted. I curse myself daily for putting that dumbass note on my app for them to “wait for ACT scores.” Stupid stupid stupid.</p>

<p>Now I probably won’t get an answer until March.</p>

<p>How are you?</p>

<p>I’m fantastic, honestly. I’m sleepy though, I had a long workout.</p>