<p>Do you accept my appology?</p>
<p>Your apology, I accept.</p>
<p>Don’t worry about it, I get bent out of shape because I’m easily put off. But if you click through my thread, it’s obvious that I’m not a “parent.”</p>
<p>Is it apparent that you’re not a parent?</p>
<p>Are people who say “lulz” out loud annoying?</p>
<p>Have you ever been in a fight?</p>
<p>Like a fist fight?</p>
<p>Do you cut classes?</p>
<p>Not even gym?</p>
<p>Did I cut gym every Tuesday and Thursday?</p>
<p>Have you seen Mean Girls?</p>
<p>Is it a very accurate portrayal of Evanston High School?</p>
<p>Where are the rich/snobby people where you live?</p>
<p>Are you a riddle, wrapped in mystery, inside an enigma?</p>
<p>If you were an ipod, which would you be?</p>
<p>Is it apparent that you’re not a parent?</p>
<p>Hehe. Yes.</p>
<p>Are people who say “lulz” out loud annoying?</p>
<p>Incredibly.</p>
<p>Have you ever been in a fight?</p>
<p>Many verbal ones.</p>
<p>Like a fist fight?</p>
<p>My brother and I used to “fight.” But it was pretty harmless and pitiful.</p>
<p>Do you cut classes?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Not even gym?</p>
<p>I haven’t taken gym since sophomore year.</p>
<p>Did I cut gym every Tuesday and Thursday?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Have you seen Mean Girls?</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>Is it a very accurate portrayal of Evanston High School?</p>
<p>Really?</p>
<p>Where are the rich/snobby people where you live?</p>
<p>Um, all over. We don’t really have that many rich/snobby people in my area specifically. And if they are, they’re like “agriculturally rich”…which means they are far from snobby.</p>
<p>Are you a riddle, wrapped in mystery, inside an enigma?</p>
<p>Lmao, no.</p>
<p>If you were an ipod, which would you be?</p>
<p>My 80 GB.</p>
<p>On the subject of parents, are you amazed by the amount of people in college that have kids and maintain a full time job & are a full time student?</p>
<p>What’s your fav type of chocolate?</p>
<p>Does it anger you when you open a box of chololates and it has no map as to which is which? (I just ate 5 trying to find a chocolate truffle and no luck)</p>
<p>On the subject of parents, are you amazed by the amount of people in college that have kids and maintain a full time job & are a full time student?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What’s your fav type of chocolate?</p>
<p>Minty chocolate.</p>
<p>Does it anger you when you open a box of chololates and it has no map as to which is which?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Does any high school on the north shore in Chicago=$$$$$$$$$$$$$?</p>
<p>Did the people there literally walk out of the movie?</p>
<p>Am I on a ride?</p>
<p>Are there mennonites in your village?</p>
<p>Do I say “lawl” sarcastically?</p>
<p>Are you graceful?</p>
<p>Does any high school on the north shore in Chicago=$$$$$$$$$$$$$?</p>
<p>Haha.</p>
<p>Did the people there literally walk out of the movie?</p>
<p>Lmao! Ridiculous.</p>
<p>Am I on a ride?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are there mennonites in your village?</p>
<p>Haha, not in my village, but around it, I believe. They came to the restaurant I worked at sometimes.</p>
<p>Do I say “lawl” sarcastically?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you graceful?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>How do you feel about the negative effects of neophilic consumerism upon society?</p>
<p>How can gravity and general relativity be realized as a fully consistent quantum field theory?</p>
<p>Has recent U.S. foreign policy changed the world for the better, or for the worse? Why or why not?</p>
<p>你看得懂这句话吗?</p>
<p>Why is my physics teacher bald?</p>
<p>Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?</p>
<p>Have fun.</p>
<p>Did that put you to sleep?</p>
<p>Should I wake you up?</p>
<p>Is OK Go ridiculously ridiculous?</p>
<p>Were they only popular because of that treadmill video?</p>
<p>Are treadmills boring?</p>
<p>Is it much more fun to run outside?</p>
<p>Did that put you to sleep?</p>
<p>Basically. I don’t answer things that bore me so much.</p>
<p>Should I wake you up?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is OK Go ridiculously ridiculous?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Were they only popular because of that treadmill video?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are treadmills boring?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is it much more fun to run outside?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Are your answers amazingly expansive?</p>
<p>Do you have a knack for developing your point?</p>
<p>Are you a piece of paper?</p>
<p>Which path should I go down?</p>
<p>How does one become happier?</p>
<p>Is there ANYTHING to do in Richmond, Virginia?</p>
<p>Are your answers amazingly expansive?</p>
<p>Haha, I didn’t even realize.</p>
<p>Do you have a knack for developing your point?</p>
<p>Your fangs drip with sarcasm.</p>
<p>Are you a piece of paper?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Which path should I go down?</p>
<p>The right one, of course.</p>
<p>How does one become happier?</p>
<p>Smile.</p>
<p>Is there ANYTHING to do in Richmond, Virginia?</p>
<p>I’m sure there is!</p>
<p>Do I really have fangs?</p>
<p>What animal am I, then?</p>
<p>Are you badass?</p>
<p>Are you a statue?</p>
<p>Do I really have fangs?</p>
<p>Yes, but they aren’t as badass as mine.</p>
<p>What animal am I, then?</p>
<p>A vampire.</p>
<p>Are you badass?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you a statue?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>How does one find the discipline to exercise?</p>
<p>Me tired?</p>
<p>You?</p>
<p>Are you a pancake?</p>
<p>How was your day?</p>
<p>How was mine?</p>
<p>How does one find the discipline to exercise?</p>
<p>You have to keep yourself motivated with the benefits of being fit. For me, it’s clothing, haha.</p>
<p>Me tired?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>You?</p>
<p>Sick.</p>
<p>Are you a pancake?</p>
<p>A pancax.</p>
<p>How was your day?</p>
<p>It was okay. I stayed home. And I got into another college.</p>
<p>How was mine?</p>
<p>Fantastic.</p>