Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>should i inform kikib that i am the definition of ghetto fabulous?</p>

<p>should i inform kikib that i am the definition of ghetto fabulous?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Did you forget about my last question?</p>

<p>Did you forget about my last question?</p>

<p>What?</p>

<p>Never mind, hehe, I didn’t see that you had changed it…</p>

<p>i’m afraid that people stalk my cc account. like, it’s really freaking me out. um.um.um.um.um.umu.mu. what should i do???</p>

<p>also, how can i become a lake street mexican?</p>

<p>how many words did it take you to answer that last q?</p>

<p>or that?</p>

<p>or that?</p>

<p>does bradley nowell sound especially awesome when he sings the line “walk a mile/just to rock for a while” like with the double rhyme?</p>

<p>is bradley nowell poetic or WHAT? he’s just such a good storyteller, right?</p>

<p>are you aware that he died at 28 froma heroine overdose?</p>

<p>or that his wife’s name was troy van-something and she was a drug counselor?</p>

<p>do you think that school is a disgrace to the passing of knowledge?</p>

<p>how do you feel about man-eating insects?</p>

<p>was it crocodile dundee who died or the crocodile hunter? are they the same person?</p>

<p>why does my wrist hurt when i type upside down?</p>

<p>can you read hebrew upside down?</p>

<p>can you identify upside down hebrew words?</p>

<p>i can do the latter, but not the former, and it’s really destroying my life. can you help?</p>

<p>why do i obsess easily?</p>

<p>why am i so prone to limerence?</p>

<p>why am i still awake at 3 am?</p>

<p>why did i put my homework off until tomorrow?</p>

<p>should i be pro-life, pro-choice, or agnostic on the issue?</p>

<p>the only political issue i actually care about is door holding. i am very firmly anti-door holding. i support a person’s right to choose if another person should open the door for them, but they should always say no. is that a bad thing?</p>

<p>who ARE you?</p>

<p>what does joli.hauteur mean? are you hauty(sp?)?</p>

<p>hm. that’s it.</p>

<p>OH!</p>

<p>and will modafinil do the trick?</p>

<p>^Is she serious about the stalker?</p>

<p>Why do I have so much work to do?</p>

<p>Why do teachers believe that second-semester seniors still care?</p>

<p>Why am I in AP English?</p>

<p>What does “WHaT?!!???” mean?</p>

<p>My friend works at this pretty cool restaurant, where she is a hostess. Recently, they have had many people leave, so she has offered me a job there. I really do love my friend, but I don’t know if I want to work with her as well. She jokes around a lot, and i can see her getting me into trouble. I don’t want to turn it down though because she might take it as a personal insult. What should I do?</p>

<p>Do I know what limerence is?</p>

<p>Did you look it up?</p>

<p>Are you reading too much into that?</p>

<p>Are you at all a ghetto supastar?</p>

<p>Why am I watching “The Doodlebops?”</p>

<p>Does wondering if the guys under the silly costumes in the show are hot make me shallow?</p>

<p>What do you think of Architecture in Helsinki?</p>

<p>Isn’t that the quintessential pretentious band name?</p>

<p>Why is “quintessential” such an amazing word?</p>

<p>what should i do???</p>

<p>Leave CC?</p>

<p>also, how can i become a lake street mexican?</p>

<p>You don’t.</p>

<p>how many words did it take you to answer that last q?</p>

<p>Two.</p>

<p>or that?</p>

<p>What?</p>

<p>or that?</p>

<p>Huh?</p>

<p>does bradley nowell sound especially awesome when he sings the line “walk a mile/just to rock for a while” like with the double rhyme?</p>

<p>Ingenious. </p>

<p>is bradley nowell poetic or WHAT? he’s just such a good storyteller, right?</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>are you aware that he died at 28 froma heroine overdose?</p>

<p>I am now.</p>

<p>or that his wife’s name was troy van-something and she was a drug counselor?</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>do you think that school is a disgrace to the passing of knowledge?</p>

<p>My school is.</p>

<p>how do you feel about man-eating insects?</p>

<p>I don’t.</p>

<p>was it crocodile dundee who died or the crocodile hunter? are they the same person?</p>

<p>It was the obnoxious Crocodile Hunter. They are not the same person.</p>

<p>why does my wrist hurt when i type upside down?</p>

<p>What?</p>

<p>can you read hebrew upside down?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>can you identify upside down hebrew words?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>i can do the latter, but not the former, and it’s really destroying my life. can you help?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>why do i obsess easily?</p>

<p>Because you’re stressed.</p>

<p>why am i so prone to limerence?</p>

<p>Because you’re silly.</p>

<p>why am i still awake at 3 am?</p>

<p>Because you’re unhealthy.</p>

<p>why did i put my homework off until tomorrow?</p>

<p>Because you’re a procrastinator. </p>

<p>should i be pro-life, pro-choice, or agnostic on the issue?</p>

<p>You should be pro-prevention. </p>

<p>is that a bad thing?</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>who ARE you?</p>

<p>Joli, duh.</p>

<p>what does joli.hauteur mean? are you hauty(sp?)?</p>

<p>Directly it means “pretty” and “height.” Yes, I am a little haughty. </p>

<p>and will modafinil do the trick?</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>^Is she serious about the stalker?</p>

<p>I don’t care.</p>

<p>Why do I have so much work to do?</p>

<p>Because sometimes teachers think three-day weekends mean extra weekend homework.</p>

<p>Why do teachers believe that second-semester seniors still care?</p>

<p>Hahahaha, I have no clue.</p>

<p>Why am I in AP English?</p>

<p>Because its the best AP.</p>

<p>What does “WHaT?!!???” mean?</p>

<p>I don’t know.</p>

<p>What should I do?</p>

<p>Sleep.</p>

<p>Do I know what limerence is?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Did you look it up?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Are you reading too much into that?</p>

<p>Hahahaha.</p>

<p>Are you at all a ghetto supastar?</p>

<p>Yes, of course.</p>

<p>Why am I watching “The Doodlebops?”</p>

<p>Because you’re weird.</p>

<p>Does wondering if the guys under the silly costumes in the show are hot make me shallow?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>What do you think of Architecture in Helsinki?</p>

<p>They remind me of a pretentious boy.</p>

<p>Isn’t that the quintessential pretentious band name?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Why is “quintessential” such an amazing word?</p>

<p>Because of that adorable “q.”</p>

<p>Do you know of any preggo eggos?</p>

<p>Could I not resist?</p>

<p>Blue or red?</p>

<p>Do you know of any preggo eggos?</p>

<p>Lmao. </p>

<p>Could I not resist?</p>

<p>You really couldn’t.</p>

<p>Blue or red?</p>

<p>Hmm…blue.</p>

<p>Do you realize I got that from Juno?</p>

<p>Not so laughy now, are you?</p>

<p>Why blue?</p>

<p>Can you walk like an Egyptian?</p>

<p>Do you realize I got that from Juno?</p>

<p>I could hear Rainn saying it in my head, but I couldn’t place the location.</p>

<p>I didn’t like that line in the movie. Cheap laughs.</p>

<p>Not so laughy now, are you?</p>

<p>Exactly.</p>

<p>Why blue?</p>

<p>Because.</p>

<p>Can you walk like an Egyptian?</p>

<p>So easily.</p>

<p>Isn’t blue always best?</p>

<p>What do you think of Cicero?</p>

<p>Why are they named The Beatles?</p>

<p>Isn’t blue always best?</p>

<p>Sometimes.</p>

<p>What do you think of Cicero?</p>

<p>I am reminded of Chicago.</p>

<p>Why are they named The Beatles?</p>

<p>Something about Buddy Holly. Wiki it, girl.</p>