Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Should I start my homework now?</p>

<p>Haha, yes.</p>

<p>Do I have serious procrastination issues?</p>

<p>Yesss, it’s late! Central-timer.</p>

<p>Would you rather have an honest kid or one with good judgement?</p>

<p>Can I have both?</p>

<p>Are some parents in a tizzy over this?</p>

<p>Yes?</p>

<p>Does the word tizzy make you think of old British ladies drinking tea?</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>Did you like Daft Punk BEFORE they were popular for creating the background song from Kanye West’s “Stronger?”</p>

<p>Did you like Daft Punk BEFORE they were popular for creating the background song from Kanye West’s “Stronger?”</p>

<p>I didn’t like them ever. But I knew of them way before Kanye. Duh. Ally McBeal, anyone?</p>

<p>Ally McBeal? That was my mom’s show. Why do you not like Daft Punk?</p>

<p>Why do you not like Daft Punk?</p>

<p>No, the better question is why would I like Daft Punk? It’s just boppity music that I don’t need.</p>

<p>Does Daft Punk have an awesome giant, neon-light pyramid for live shows?</p>

<p>Is it more of a show than stand-alone music?</p>

<p>What music do you need?</p>

<p>Does Daft Punk have an awesome giant, neon-light pyramid for live shows?</p>

<p>Okay. What is it with Chicagoans and Daft Punk and Blue Man Group? Seriously.</p>

<p>Is it more of a show than stand-alone music?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>What music do you need?</p>

<p>The Beatles. And Ludacris and Missy Elliot.</p>

<p>How dare you?</p>

<p>Do I hate Blue Man Group?</p>

<p>With a passion?</p>

<p>Am I not a Daft Punk fan?</p>

<p>Where they headlining at Lollapalooza?</p>

<p>How dare you?</p>

<p>I have my reasons, I really, really do. If you go to Willowbrook, we may have something to discuss.</p>

<p>Do I hate Blue Man Group?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>With a passion?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Am I not a Daft Punk fan?</p>

<p>You are not.</p>

<p>Where they headlining at Lollapalooza?</p>

<p>Oh-ho, I see.</p>

<p>Why is it that I love Daft Punk, yet I am from Philly?</p>

<p>Have you ever been to Chicago?</p>

<p>Have you ever been to Philly?</p>

<p>Is Chicago better than Philly?</p>

<p>Do you want to go to Philly?</p>

<p>Did you know that there was a Live 8 concert in Philadelphia, and I went, and it was the best day of my life (so far)?</p>

<p>Did you got to a Live 8 concert?</p>

<p>If not, do you wish you had?</p>

<p>What made you start this thread?</p>

<p>Are you a writer?</p>

<p>Why is it that I love Daft Punk, yet I am from Philly?</p>

<p>What does that have to do with anything?</p>

<p>Have you ever been to Chicago?</p>

<p>I don’t want to talk about Chicago anymore.</p>

<p>Have you ever been to Philly?</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>Is Chicago better than Philly?</p>

<p>I don’t know.</p>

<p>Do you want to go to Philly?</p>

<p>Sure.</p>

<p>Did you know that ther was a Live 8 concert in Philadelphia, and I went, and it was the best day of my life (so far)?</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>Did you got to a Live 8 concert?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>If not, do you wish you had?</p>

<p>Maybe.</p>

<p>What made you start this thread?</p>

<p>My histrionic tendencies. And Sheed. And free time.</p>

<p>Are you a writer?</p>

<p>Not really.</p>

<p>Do I live 23.8 miles away from Willowbrook?</p>

<p>According to Google Map?</p>

<p>Do I know one person there?</p>

<p>Do you dislike someone there?</p>

<p>How come?</p>

<p>How do you know a person there, anyways?</p>

<p>Do I live 23.8 miles away from Willowbrook?</p>

<p>Yes. Haha.</p>

<p>According to Google Map?</p>

<p>Mapquest is so much better.</p>

<p>Do I know one person there?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do you dislike someone there?</p>

<p>He doesn’t go there anymore.</p>

<p>How come?</p>

<p>It’s probably the longest story ever. We won’t go there.</p>

<p>How do you know a person there, anyways?</p>

<p>See above, haha.</p>

<p>Are you a Negative Nelly?</p>

<p>Is Mike a freshman in high school?</p>

<p>If you had to sum the story up in one sentence, what would it be?</p>

<p>Is that an impossible task?</p>

<p>Will you now draw a circle with Willowbrook at the center, to pinpoint my exact location?</p>

<p>Are you a Negative Nelly?</p>

<p>Oh no.</p>

<p>Is Mike a freshman in high school?</p>

<p>No, he’s one of those ridiculous juniors who take calculus. </p>

<p>If you had to sum the story up in one sentence, what would it be?</p>

<p>It wouldn’t.</p>

<p>Is that an impossible task?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Will you now draw a circle with Willowbrook at the center, to pinpoint my exact location?</p>

<p>I will not. (:</p>

<p>I resemble that remark.</p>

<p>How can someone resemble a remark?</p>

<p>Am I a ridiculous senior because I took Calc junior year?</p>

<p>Why can’t I write a compelling memoir?</p>

<p>Should I read a book to become a better writer?</p>

<p>

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<p>You resemble it, really? Hahaha. I’m just kiddingggg.</p>

<p>Am I a ridiculous senior because I took Calc junior year?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Why can’t I write a compelling memoir?</p>

<p>I don’t know.</p>

<p>Should I read a book to become a better writer?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>