<p>What is love?</p>
<p>Why is kikib hatin?</p>
<p>Because she probably has a crappy ex/crappy crush.</p>
<p>Am I unashamed of how funny I found that?</p>
<p>Found what?</p>
<p>Because it was unexpected?</p>
<p>…?</p>
<p>What is love?</p>
<p>My face.</p>
<p>Baby don’t hurt me?</p>
<p>Could I not help myself?</p>
<p>Did I assume she was referring to my laughing at the virgin question?</p>
<p>Does Mike now have proof that I am the man?</p>
<p>Did you know I was referring to Mike laughing at the virgin question?</p>
<p>Why do you assume I have a creepy ex/crappy crush?</p>
<p>Why would someone use the word “hatin?”</p>
<p>Where can I find some of these “gems?”</p>
<p>Do you watch Family Guy?</p>
<p>Is it not one of the greatest shows ever?</p>
<p>Baby don’t hurt me?</p>
<p>Lolz.</p>
<p>Could I not help myself?</p>
<p>You really couldn’t.</p>
<p>Does Mike now have proof that I am the man?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Why would someone use the word “hatin?”</p>
<p>Because he’s from Chicago.</p>
<p>Where can I find some of these “gems?”</p>
<p>I can’t tell you.</p>
<p>Do you watch Family Guy?</p>
<p>Do I seem like the Family Guy kind of girl? Seriously.</p>
<p>Is it not one of the greatest shows ever?</p>
<p>It sucks.</p>
<p>Do I say hatin sarcastically?</p>
<p>Do I say hatin sarcastically?</p>
<p>Obvi.</p>
<p>Why do you assume I have a creepy ex/crappy crush?</p>
<p>Do I seem like the Family Guy kind of girl?</p>
<p>Why do you assume I have a creepy ex/crappy crush?</p>
<p>Because you’re complaining about guys.</p>
<p>Do I seem like the Family Guy kind of girl?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>Do I hate shows like Family Guy that glorify stupidity and crudeness?</p>
<p>Is that why you hate it?</p>
<p>Are shows like The Office much better?</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Are you feeling better?</p>
<p>Are you feeling worse?</p>
<p>Can feeling better sometimes be worse than feeling worse?</p>
<p>Because you have to go to school, right?</p>
<p>Do you admire my lack of eloquency?</p>
<p>Are you quite silly?</p>
<p>Do I hate shows like Family Guy that glorify stupidity and crudeness?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is that why you hate it?</p>
<p>Basically.</p>
<p>Are shows like The Office much better?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Because wit and intellect trump crudeness and stupidity any day.</p>
<p>Are you feeling better?</p>
<p>Yes (:</p>
<p>Are you feeling worse?</p>
<p>Nooo.</p>
<p>Can feeling better sometimes be worse than feeling worse?</p>
<p>Sometimes.</p>
<p>Because you have to go to school, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Do you admire my lack of eloquency?</p>
<p>Shhhh.</p>
<p>Are you quite silly?</p>
<p>I am.</p>
<p>Does “The Office” sometimes have pretty crude humor?</p>
<p>Are there always racial or sexual jokes on the show?</p>
<p>Does “The Office” sometimes have pretty crude humor?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Are there always racial or sexual jokes on the show?</p>
<p>Yes, but they aren’t under the category of crude.</p>
<p>What constitutes “crude?”</p>
<p>What constitutes “crude?”</p>
<p>Potty humor, gory stuff, etc etc etc.</p>
<p>Couldn’t sexual or racial jokes be crude? </p>
<p>Couldn’t asking if “black people eat pizza” constitue crudeness (and I am not making that up)?</p>
<p>Couldn’t sexual or racial jokes be crude?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>Couldn’t asking if “black people eat pizza” constitue crudeness (and I am not making that up)?</p>
<p>I don’t consider that “crude.” No.</p>
<p>Other than The Office, what shows do you watch?</p>