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<p>Have you ever had a terrible nightmare?</p>

<p>Did I have one this morning?</p>

<p>What does it mean if you’re falling in a dream?</p>

<p>Have you ever had a terrible nightmare?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Did I have one this morning?</p>

<p>:O!</p>

<p>What does it mean if you’re falling in a dream?</p>

<p>I don’t remember.</p>

<p>Wasn’t your terrible dream about, like, rodents and foxes or something?</p>

<p>How was your day?</p>

<p>Was my day a little awkward?</p>

<p>Don’t you hate when someone really, really important calls you and you aren’t able to answer?</p>

<p>Did you know phone calls could be so nerve-wracking?</p>

<p>Was the urge just too great to ignore?</p>

<p>And once the idea came, it was just impossible to not act on it, right?</p>

<p>Do you sleep through the static?</p>

<p>Do you have lots and lots of homework?</p>

<p>Because you didn’t do anything at all this entire week, right?</p>

<p>Do we have that in common?</p>

<p>Do you hate eyeliner?</p>

<p>Do you need this old train to break down?</p>

<p>Are you glad to be back?</p>

<p>Is Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah kind of horrible?</p>

<p>Is the name really long and annoying?</p>

<p>Isn’t CYHSY even more annoying, though?</p>

<p>Do I have eyes on the back of my head?</p>

<p>So I could tell you you look good as you’re walking away?</p>

<p>Is it silly that everyone gets sick at once?</p>

<p>Were we victims, together but lonely?</p>

<p>Are you angry that I’m filling your thread with such lyrics?</p>

<p>Are puns that use the word “thyme” terribly annoying?</p>

<p>Does my philosophy teacher like the first drafts of my dialogue?</p>

<p>Does that make me happy, in spite of myself?</p>

<p>Was it kind of difficult to dodge him after the show?</p>

<p>Is it silly that, every year, there’s a blizzard on one of the days of the show?</p>

<p>Does he have money in his pocket, flyin’ on his rocket?</p>

<p>Did I only hear, “Hi, it’s”?</p>

<p>Did I almost retry, so I could hear the whole thing?</p>

<p>And so I could leave something, right?</p>

<p>Is tiptoeing kind of fun?</p>

<p>Fun, but difficult, right?</p>

<p>Did I decide against leaving something?</p>

<p>Because I would want to use a verb I’ve wanted to use for quite a while, right?</p>

<p>And that’s not something I’d just leave, right?</p>

<p>Is he not the teacher’s son?</p>

<p>Is that a nice song?</p>

<p>When you think of Suffolk University, do you think of some type of creamy fish pie?</p>

<p>Disgusting, correct?</p>

<p>Did I hear some girls talking about the OMGhAWtness of Demetri Martin today?</p>

<p>Was it depressing in more ways than one?</p>

<p>Are you a creamy sort of fish pie?</p>

<p>Do you look down upon people who bite their nails?</p>

<p>Is it a ridiculously bad habit?</p>

<p>Why is it so common?</p>

<p>Why don’t people do good things, instead?</p>

<p>Like what?</p>

<p>do you like the Spice Girls??
Do you like Obama or Clinton??</p>

<p>We the best?</p>

<p>Do you represent the ghettos across the world?</p>

<p>Are you so hood?</p>

<p>Why is that stupid song stuck in my head?</p>

<p>why am i mad?</p>

<p>WHY dont i have control over my sleep?</p>

<p>Do I have have a short temper?</p>

<p>Should I probably become better at hiding when I’m annoyed by someone?</p>

<p>Do you like the color green?</p>

<p>Do you ever feel like a song describes you or just is you?</p>

<p>Do I feel like I’ve asked you that question before?</p>

<p>Do you get headaches often?</p>

<p>What is your favorite drink?</p>

<p>Wasn’t your terrible dream about, like, rodents and foxes or something?</p>

<p>Omg, yes, once upon a time it was!</p>

<p>How was your day?</p>

<p>Oh…I don’t remember how it was.</p>

<p>Was my day a little awkward?</p>

<p>Ohno. Yes, t’was.</p>

<p>Don’t you hate when someone really, really important calls you and you aren’t able to answer?</p>

<p>Yes!</p>

<p>Did you know phone calls could be so nerve-wracking?</p>

<p>Hehe, I did.</p>

<p>Was the urge just too great to ignore?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>And once the idea came, it was just impossible to not act on it, right?</p>

<p>Exactly.</p>

<p>Do you sleep through the static?</p>

<p>No. Jack. Johnson. Lyrics.</p>

<p>Do you have lots and lots of homework?</p>

<p>Omg, yes, I’m going to start after breakfast. But lucky for me, I only have 2.5 days of school this week. Bahahaha.</p>

<p>Because you didn’t do anything at all this entire week, right?</p>

<p>I did things!</p>

<p>Do we have that in common?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do you hate eyeliner?</p>

<p>Usually.</p>

<p>Do you need this old train to break down?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Are you glad to be back?</p>

<p>Mmhmm.</p>

<p>Is Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah kind of horrible?</p>

<p>Yes. My brother really likes them, though.</p>

<p>Is the name really long and annoying?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Isn’t CYHSY even more annoying, though?</p>

<p>Hahahaha, yes.</p>

<p>Do I have eyes on the back of my head?</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>So I could tell you you look good as you’re walking away?</p>

<p>Lmao.</p>

<p>Is it silly that everyone gets sick at once?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Were we victims, together but lonely?</p>

<p>…</p>

<p>Are you angry that I’m filling your thread with such lyrics?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Are puns that use the word “thyme” terribly annoying?</p>

<p>Hahaha, not always!</p>

<p>Does my philosophy teacher like the first drafts of my dialogue?</p>

<p>Of course.</p>

<p>Does that make me happy, in spite of myself?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Was it kind of difficult to dodge him after the show?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Is it silly that, every year, there’s a blizzard on one of the days of the show?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Does he have money in his pocket, flyin’ on his rocket?</p>

<p>Sigh.</p>

<p>Did I only hear, “Hi, it’s”?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Did I almost retry, so I could hear the whole thing?</p>

<p>Haha, aww.</p>

<p>And so I could leave something, right?</p>

<p>Right.</p>

<p>Is tiptoeing kind of fun?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Fun, but difficult, right?</p>

<p>Nooo.</p>

<p>Did I decide against leaving something?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Because I would want to use a verb I’ve wanted to use for quite a while, right?</p>

<p>Right.</p>

<p>And that’s not something I’d just leave, right?</p>

<p>Right.</p>

<p>Is he not the teacher’s son?</p>

<p>…</p>

<p>Is that a nice song?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>When you think of Suffolk University, do you think of some type of creamy fish pie?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Disgusting, correct?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Did I hear some girls talking about the OMGhAWtness of Demetri Martin today?</p>

<p>He’s really not hot…</p>

<p>Was it depressing in more ways than one?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Are you a creamy sort of fish pie?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Do you look down upon people who bite their nails?</p>

<p>Yes, literally. They’re usually short.</p>

<p>Is it a ridiculously bad habit?</p>

<p>Yes!</p>

<p>Why is it so common?</p>

<p>I haven’t seen any nail-biters lately. Bahaha.</p>

<p>Why don’t people do good things, instead?</p>

<p>I don’t know!</p>

<p>Like what?</p>

<p>Worship me.</p>

<p>do you like the Spice Girls??</p>

<p>Of course I do.</p>

<p>Do you like Obama or Clinton??</p>

<p>Obama. But I would be happy with either one.</p>

<p>We the best?</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>Do you represent the ghettos across the world?</p>

<p>What?</p>

<p>Are you so hood?</p>

<p>…</p>

<p>Why is that stupid song stuck in my head?</p>

<p>I don’t know, actually. I’ve never heard it. :O!</p>

<p>why am i mad?</p>

<p>I don’t knowww.</p>

<p>WHY dont i have control over my sleep?</p>

<p>Oh no.</p>

<p>Do I have have a short temper?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Should I probably become better at hiding when I’m annoyed by someone?</p>

<p>No! Confrontation is the best.</p>

<p>Do you like the color green?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do you ever feel like a song describes you or just is you?</p>

<p>Both.</p>

<p>Do I feel like I’ve asked you that question before?</p>

<p>Hmm…</p>

<p>Do you get headaches often?</p>

<p>Yes. Like, weekly.</p>

<p>What is your favorite drink?</p>

<p>Peach iced tea. Mmm.</p>

<p>What’s up?</p>

<p>How’s my model New England settlement going?</p>

<p>Do I need some plastic cows?</p>

<p>Will you give me some?</p>

<p>are you going to give me details?</p>

<p>What’s up?</p>

<p>The usual. </p>

<p>How’s my model New England settlement going?</p>

<p>Fabulous.</p>

<p>Do I need some plastic cows?</p>

<p>Hehe.</p>

<p>Will you give me some?</p>

<p>I have none to give. None cows.</p>

<p>are you going to give me details?</p>

<p>Yes! I’ll tell you anything and everything, just ask me specifics, and I’ll elaborate. I remember a lot of stuff. So ask away!</p>

<p>Should I pay attention?</p>

<p>Is Loyola fun to say?</p>

<p>Have I yet to watch The Lion King on tape yet?</p>

<p>Whhyyy???</p>

<p>Is more than one question mark annoying?</p>

<p>Annyong?</p>

<p>Should I pay attention?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Is Loyola fun to say?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Have I yet to watch The Lion King on tape yet?</p>

<p>Omguh.</p>

<p>Whhyyy???</p>

<p>Because you’re silly.</p>

<p>Is more than one question mark annoying?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Annyong?</p>

<p>Annyong. Hahahaha. “Will someone PLEASE tell this insufferable child to–!!!”</p>

<p>Isn’t AD completely meta?</p>

<p>Wasn’t that a pretentious question?</p>

<p>Do I think I like Loyola University of Chicago despite my not being Catholic?</p>

<p>Should SB shut up about Arsenal?</p>

<p>Am I talking about sports again?</p>

<p>are you trying to break a record w/ the most number of posts</p>

<p>aren’t you wasting a LOT of your life answering these questions?</p>

<p>do you wish to stop sometimes?</p>

<p>Isn’t AD completely meta?</p>

<p>Lmao.</p>

<p>Wasn’t that a pretentious question?</p>

<p>Uh, yes, it was.</p>

<p>Do I think I like Loyola University of Chicago despite my not being Catholic?</p>

<p>Oh.</p>

<p>Should SB shut up about Arsenal?</p>

<p>Wow…</p>

<p>Am I talking about sports again?</p>

<p>You need to shut that down.</p>

<p>are you trying to break a record w/ the most number of posts</p>

<p>If only this were a question…</p>

<p>aren’t you wasting a LOT of your life answering these questions?</p>

<p>Probably.</p>

<p>do you wish to stop sometimes?</p>

<p>I’ll stop when I want to stop.</p>