Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

[Jolie.Hauteur]

<p>Is there really going to be a tornado tonight?</p>

<p>How should I know?</p>

<p>Is the city going to flood from all the rain?</p>

<p>Maybe.</p>

<p>Doesn’t it suck that I don’t have a Nodstrom within 5-6 hours of me?</p>

<p>Oh no.</p>

<p>What is the best foundation (I’m guessing from MAC?)</p>

<p>I don’t use foundation.</p>

<p>Is it neccessary to wear foundation, concealer, and powder?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Which order do you apply them in?</p>

<p>I don’t.</p>

<p>What do you think of people who apply eyeshadow all the way up to their eyebrow?</p>

<p>“Yikes” is what I think.</p>

<p>What do you think of oversized sunglasses (like LC wears)?</p>

<p>I like Jackie-O sunglasses.</p>

<p>Which Marc Jacobs purse is the best?</p>

<p>I don’t know.</p>

<p>What do you think of colored purses?</p>

<p>I like them when they aren’t obnoxious.</p>

<p>Do they need to match what you are wearing?</p>

<p>They don’t need to match, but they need to go.</p>

<p>

haha, i applied because you freaked me out. i thought you told me that you got rejected from UW. UW was my safety, but i figured if you got rejected with a 4.0, then i should add an even safer school.

</p>

<p>Bahahahahaha. No. I got into UW. They just admitted a huge batch of priority applicants this past week.</p>

<p>are laptops much better than desktops?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>what song is most played in your itunes?</p>

<p>“You Really Got A Hold On Me”</p>

<p>does it bother you when people yell at their kids in public?</p>

<p>Omg, yes!</p>

<p>do you hate it when kids play with toy guns?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

[snoopyiscool]

<p>Do you have any actors that are your inspirations or influences?</p>

<p>Have I never been in Nordstroms or Bloomingdales?</p>

<p>Was Progress capitalized because it has to do with SB?</p>

[Jolie.Hauteur]

<p>Do you have any actors that are your inspirations or influences?</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>Have I never been in Nordstroms or Bloomingdales?</p>

<p>Ohno!</p>

<p>Was Progress capitalized because it has to do with SB?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

[snoopyiscool]

<p>Can I not figure out what song is in my head?</p>

<p>Is it gone now?</p>

<p>Do you hate it when that happens?</p>

[Mike41691]

<p>What’s the worst class you’ve ever taken besides calculus?</p>

<p>What made it the worst?</p>

<p>Did Snoop’s Progress take place in a closet?</p>

<p>Am I anticipating being smacked upside the head again?</p>

[snoopyiscool]

<p>Will Mike be sorely disappointed?</p>

<p>Wasn’t that punny?</p>

<p>Whaddup?</p>

[Jolie.Hauteur]

<p>Can I not figure out what song is in my head?</p>

<p>Uh oh.</p>

<p>Is it gone now?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do you hate it when that happens?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>What’s the worst class you’ve ever taken besides calculus?</p>

<p>Algebra II.</p>

<p>What made it the worst?</p>

<p>My teacher was totally incompetent, and everyone just cheated. I didn’t learn a thing.</p>

<p>Did Snoop’s Progress take place in a closet?</p>

<p>:O!</p>

<p>Am I anticipating being smacked upside the head again?</p>

<p>Nah, I’m taller than snoop, and your comment was worthy. I’ll prevent it.</p>

<p>Will Mike be sorely disappointed?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Wasn’t that punny?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Whaddup?</p>

<p>I finished my homework…in a sense.</p>

[snoopyiscool]

<p>Is there a good chance I’ll be forced to go to a soccer game in the next week?</p>

<p>Does my finger hurt?</p>

<p>Annyong?</p>

[Jolie.Hauteur]

<p>Is there a good chance I’ll be forced to go to a soccer game in the next week?</p>

<p>Oooh.</p>

<p>Does my finger hurt?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Annyong?</p>

<p>Annyong!</p>

[snoopyiscool]

<p>Does the song in my head go ‘Where does she go, ow ow’?</p>

[Jolie.Hauteur]

<p>Does the song in my head go ‘Where does she go, ow ow’?</p>

<p>That reminds me of “Where Does The Good Go?”</p>

[snoopyiscool]

<p>Was it actually Speak Slow?</p>

<p>Is it weird that was in my head because I haven’t listened to it today?</p>

<p>Is Bridget a terrible name?</p>

[4390116]

<p>

should i get bose quietcomfort 3 headphones or one of those cool miniature north face backpacks?

</p>

<p>The headphones. “Miniature backpack” will never be a wise choice.

</p>

<p>but… the headphones are three times the cost. does that make you reconsider?</p>

[Jolie.Hauteur]

<p>Was it actually Speak Slow?</p>

<p>Ohh, nice. I was close!</p>

<p>Is it weird that was in my head because I haven’t listened to it today?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Is Bridget a terrible name?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>does that make you reconsider?</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

[andreaaaaaa]

<p>is [url=<a href=“http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ljwg1CX2a_4]this[/url”>http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ljwg1CX2a_4]this[/url</a>] girl’s dancing slightly odd?</p>

<p>which is worse, [url=<a href=“http://youtube.com/watch?v=CgsE_OV3ozo]this[/url”>http://youtube.com/watch?v=CgsE_OV3ozo]this[/url</a>] video, or [url=<a href=“http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ljwg1CX2a_4]this[/url”>http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ljwg1CX2a_4]this[/url</a>] video?</p>

<p>but at least she is dancing to bill haley, right?</p>

<p>does that make up for her ridiculous moves?</p>

<p>is it stupid that she kisses at the end?</p>

<p>how much do i love bill haley?</p>

<p>does it make me very angry when people think elvis started rock and roll?</p>

<p>do you like the song “rock around the clock”?</p>

<p>is that basically the best song of the 1950s?</p>

<p>have you heard of bill haley before i have talked about him?</p>

[Jolie.Hauteur]

<p>is this girl’s dancing slightly odd?</p>

<p>Wow. What a weirdo.</p>

<p>which is worse, this video, or this video?</p>

<p>They’re both equally awful, and that’s based on the first 10 seconds.</p>

<p>but at least she is dancing to bill haley, right?</p>

<p>Okay.</p>

<p>does that make up for her ridiculous moves?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>is it stupid that she kisses at the end?</p>

<p>I didn’t see.</p>

<p>how much do i love bill haley?</p>

<p>Too much.</p>

<p>does it make me very angry when people think elvis started rock and roll?</p>

<p>Sigh.</p>

<p>do you like the song “rock around the clock”?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>is that basically the best song of the 1950s?</p>

<p>Basically.</p>

<p>have you heard of bill haley before i have talked about him?</p>

<p>No.</p>

[andreaaaaaa]

<p>why did you sigh?</p>

<p>do i have a love/hate relationship with elvis?</p>

[Jolie.Hauteur]

<p>why did you sigh?</p>

<p>Because.</p>

<p>do i have a love/hate relationship with elvis?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

[andreaaaaaa]

<p>is it funny/ironic that rock around the clock was originally on the B-side?</p>

<p>how many brothers and sisters do you have?</p>

<p>do you like the name lyle?</p>

<p>what about rory?</p>

<p>what about charlotte?</p>

<p>what about evan?</p>

<p>what about cora?</p>

<p>does the name tiffany bother you?</p>

<p>what about the name “jathen”?</p>

<p>doesn’t that sound like jason with a lisp?</p>

[snoopyiscool]

<p>Should everyone name their child Lyle?</p>

<p>After the forgotten Bennet?</p>