<p>Am I in my school’s play?</p>
<p>Gasp. If you are…I might be, like, really, REALLY excited.</p>
<p>If that wasn’t just to tease me, you should PM me and tell me what play it is.</p>
<p>Are you having a seizure?</p>
<p>Did you know that if you’re going to be traveling for an hour or less in Tokyo, it is faster to go in a bike?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>How many clocks are there in Las Vegas Casinos?</p>
<p>5.</p>
<p>Why doesn’t Mona Lisa have Eyebrows?</p>
<p>Because she’s odd and questionably human/female.</p>
<p>Is a lightening bolt or the surface of the sun hotter?</p>
<p>Surface of the sun…?</p>
<p>Can living things literally sleep with their eyes open?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>How many times can i laugh a day without dying?</p>
<p>Sigh. 39,715</p>
<p>Why do people get struck by lightening?</p>
<p>Unexplainable divine vendettas.</p>
<p>Who’s the best player on the Portland Trail Blazers?</p>
<p>“WHO cares?” is a better question. Because I don’t follow professional sports. I watch tennis on television if I’m at the gym and its tennis season. That’s it.</p>
<p>What does G-Unit stand for?</p>
<p>Gorilla Unit.</p>
<p>What is mommy making for dinner?</p>
<p>Mine? I think it IS…fish of some sort. Cod or something. White fish.</p>
<p>Are chicken nuggets made of chicken?</p>
<p>Sometimes.</p>
<p>Why is it illegal mispronounce Arkansas in the state?</p>
<p>Because people from Arkansas are questionable.</p>
<p>Why is it illegal to slap a man in the front or back in Georgia?</p>
<p>Because there was an overflow of abusive wives at one time or another.</p>
<p>Where in the world is it illegal to chew gum?</p>
<p>Arkansas.</p>
<p>Why do you need a permit to shave i some states?</p>
<p>Because certain states promote hick-ness.</p>
<p>Can you get cornered in a round room?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there … I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?</p>
<p>Sheed. Ew.</p>
<p>“Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment?</p>
<p>It really is.</p>
<p>Since when are buttons cute?</p>
<p>Buttons are way cute! Look at a Marc by Marc Jacobs line, he uses buttons all over the place, and they’re really cute.</p>
<p>If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?</p>
<p>This is starting to feel cheese-erific.</p>
<p>Do bald people get dandruff?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Are you annoyed?</p>
<p>Yes, actually.</p>
<p>Will you answer all my questions?</p>
<p>Yes, actually.</p>
<p>Are you excited about the questions i just asked?</p>
<p>Nottt really. I feel like I’m being interrogated by one of my younger cousins.</p>
<p>Is this the long list of questions you have been waiting for?</p>
<p>Definitely not, haha.</p>
<p>Will you know like me more than DVR?</p>
<p>No, I will not know like you more than DVR.</p>
<p>Why is it called facebook if some people don’t put their pics up.</p>
<p>That’s silly. If people don’t have pics on facebook, they shouldn’t have a facebook!</p>
<p>Can it be called test messaging if you put numbers in your “text”?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you as happy as a puppy?</p>
<p>Most of the time. I love the way puppies smell. Aww…</p>
<p>Are you having a seizure?</p>
<p>No, because I have yet to receive a PM.</p>
<p>Where should I go to college? If, of course, Chicago doesn’t pan out.</p>
<p>Where should I go to college? If, of course, Chicago doesn’t pan out.</p>
<p>I could never go to U Chicago, it just seems so anti-me. I wouldn’t fit in, just like I wouldn’t fit in at Reed. Let me see…Reed? Hahaha. It’s quirky and weird and they have a cool grading system. Reputable, like, Top 20 reputable. </p>
<p>But I don’t really know anything else about you, sooo. Do you want to go to UChicago because you like Illinois?</p>
<p>Why is UChicago anti-you?</p>
<p>Where do you want to go?</p>
<p>I don’t like Reed. It’s too…hippie. What else you got?</p>
<p>Why is UChicago anti-you?</p>
<p>I haven’t visited, but it seems like its really hardcore nerdy and just…not me. I want a career in fashion, and I’m sure I would have to deal with a lot of criticism from narrow-minded geniuses who wouldn’t take me seriously. And I have other personal reasons for not wanting to live in the Chi-town area, haha.</p>
<p>Where do you want to go?</p>
<p>Emory, USC, Claremont McKenna, U Notre Dame, Pepperdine, UW-Seattle, Western WA U, Gonzaga U, Whitman, Marist, and Ithaca College</p>
<p>What else you got?</p>
<p>U Notre Dame, UW-Seattle, UI-Bloomington, I really don’t know, what do you want to go into?</p>
<p>That’s a good question.</p>
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<p>When I was a sophomore, I wanted to go to FIDM in Orange County.</p>
<p>Hahahahahaha.</p>
<p>LOL this thread is hilarious:</p>
<p>Monsieur DVR - <em>brilliance, wit, insight</em>
Joli(e?) - (:
Everyone else - <em>lameness, forced humor, etc.</em>
Joli - ■■■■ (but cute and ladylike)</p>
<p>Should everyone except rockerMCR just leave?</p>
<p>Seriously, that’s a good question. I don’t know what I want to do. Maybe a screenwriter, but, you know, I’ll start that later. Maybe a writer for a magazine or something… Something interesting…</p>
<p>You know, if you’re the CEO of Macy’s or whatever else, you won’t be involved with fashion. Or so I’ve gathered.</p>
<p>UGH. I would hate to go to Notre Dame. That school is anti-ME. =P</p>
<p>While UChicago is obviously a nerdy school, a LOT of that nerdiness is overexaggerated by the students (“Where Fun Comes to Die”). I visited, and the students actually seem really down-to-earth, casual, and fun. I mean… there’s an “intellectual vibe,” but the intensity/nerdiness of the students is definitely (and probably intentionally) overexaggerated.</p>
<p>I have no idea what parapluie was trying to say, although I get the feeling that she was trying to make some caustic observations.
“Joli - ■■■■ (but cute and ladylike)”
What does that even mean?</p>
<p>Should everyone except rockerMCR just leave?</p>
<p>No! I like everyone who posts on my thread. But I kind of do pick favorites. </p>
<p>Er…favorite.</p>
<p>And I would never say “■■■■”…I even had to look that up on Urban Dictionary.</p>
<p>What does that even mean?</p>
<p>■■■■ = Get the **** out</p>
<p>He meant I would say that to everyone, except DVR, in a ladylike way.</p>
<p>But I wouldn’t. Ever.</p>
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<p>I want to start as a buyer, then work my way up, then retire early. But for the bulk of my career I want to be a buyer. You should go to Northwestern, snoop! Or USC for their film school.</p>
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<p>Yeah. I applied through QB and they were really welcome-y with tons of encouraging emails, so I basically just sent in my updated ACT scores and that’s it. I’m very VERY not-Catholic, so…it would be weird. But its just on my list because of QuestBridge.</p>
<p>I think film schools are pretentious in some ways, which is probably stupid to think, but there you go.</p>
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<p>Did that actually make me laugh?</p>
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<p>Quite the change of opinion, eh? [/Canadian]</p>
<p>Why did parapluie feel the need to write your name twice?</p>
<p>Are you two people?</p>
<p>Did you keep that from us for this long?</p>
<p>How dare you?</p>
<p>Are you ashamed yet?</p>
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<p>Do I enjoy that?</p>
<p>Did that actually make me laugh?</p>
<p>Uh huh.</p>
<p>Quite the change of opinion, eh? [/Canadian]</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Why did paraplui feel the need to write your name twice?</p>
<p>Because he wanted to make a Joli sandwich.</p>
<p>EDIT: That doesn’t make sense. New answer? Because he has the hots for me and my name is always on his mind.</p>
<p>Are you two people?</p>
<p>Nope. </p>
<p>Did you keep that from us for this long?</p>
<p>:O</p>
<p>How dare you?</p>
<p>How…I…</p>
<p>Are you ashamed yet?</p>
<p>Never ever (:</p>
<p>Do I enjoy that?</p>
<p>Yesss.</p>
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<p>I think parapluie is a girl.</p>