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<p>Does that make me awesome?</p>

<p>Yes. Haha.</p>

<p>Is my morning voice apparently “sooo cuuuuuuuute”?</p>

<p>Yes!</p>

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<p>Why is Twin Cinema stuck in my head?</p>

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<p>Will you tell me about how your show was strange?</p>

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<p>Why is Twin Cinema stuck in my head?</p>

<p>Because it’s “awesome.” Not sarcasm. Just me.</p>

<p>Will you tell me about how your show was strange?</p>

<p>In a PM. And thank you for asking (:.</p>

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Did I just point out another one of your grammatical errors?</p>

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<p>Did I just point out another one of your grammatical errors?</p>

<p>Yes. Congratulations.</p>

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<p>Have you seen Juno?</p>

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<p>Have you seen Juno?</p>

<p>Nooo, not yet, I was talked into another form of “entertainment” last night.</p>

<p>I should’ve seen Juno.</p>

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<p>Are you a shoeshiner?</p>

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<p>Are you a shoeshiner?</p>

<p>Absolutely not.</p>

<p>Although, I did whiten my tennis shoes before the pageant. Isn’t that the most cliche pageant thing ever? To make your shoes bright, shining white?</p>

<p>I felt like a sell-out as I was whitening them. Who does that, seriously?</p>

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<p>Where the heck did I put my cell phone?!</p>

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<p>Where the heck did I put my cell phone?!</p>

<p>I don’t know, but look in all of your handbags, look under your bed, IN your bed, in couch cushions, in the freezer…look everywhere.</p>

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<p>Do you feel sorry when you see parents walking around with their toddler(s) on a leash?</p>

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<p>Do you feel sorry when you see parents walking around with their toddler(s) on a leash?</p>

<p>YES. That’s awful. I’m going to have the best kids ever, they’re going to be cute little curly-haired angels who say adorable, random things.</p>

<p>And I won’t put them on leashes. And they’ll have beautiful, meaningful names.</p>

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<p>Like Kelp, right?</p>

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<p>Like Kelp, right?</p>

<p>Hahaha, NO! I have names lined up. A few of them, anyway.</p>

<p>I can’t decide whether or not to pass my middle name down.</p>

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<p>Will you name one of your children Emma?</p>

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<p>Will you name one of your children Emma?</p>

<p>I don’t know. I love “E” names that don’t end in “y.”</p>

<p>I really like the name “Elle.”</p>

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<p>Does Elle remind me of a movie?</p>

<p>Can I not remember which movie?</p>

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<p>Does Elle remind me of a movie?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Can I not remember which movie?</p>

<p>Is it…gasp…Legally Blonde? Hahaha.</p>