<p>Are you good at making people laugh?</p>
<p>I think so. The title for one of my college admissions essays was “Funny Girl.” But not for purely obvious reasons, its a deeper reference.</p>
<p>Are you a silver hammer?</p>
<p>Whose silver hammer?</p>
<p>Are you a silver hammer?</p>
<p>If you ask to take me to the pictures.</p>
<p>Whose silver hammer?</p>
<p>Maxwell’s.</p>
<p>Would you like to be under the sea?</p>
<p>Where?</p>
<p>Would you like to be under the sea?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Where?</p>
<p>In an octopus’ garden in the shade.</p>
<p>I totally had to rack my brain for that one. I couldn’t get “Under The Sea” from The Little Mermaid out of my head.</p>
<p>Where will you go for your honeymoon?</p>
<p>Will you tell us about your future wedding?</p>
<p>Where will you go for your honeymoon?</p>
<p>Mm. I’m not sure. It will be a 60/40 kind of decision, you know. Hehe.</p>
<p>But I want the hotel room to be AMAZING. I was watching the Travel channel once, and they had this special on honeymoon getaways…and this one hotel room was perfect. It has a martini glass HOT TUB. And the bubbles made it look sooo cute. </p>
<p>Among other romantic things.</p>
<p>Will you tell us about your future wedding?</p>
<p>Omgosh. I can’t believe you asked. YES.</p>
<p>Okay, I want three flower girls. All different ages and heights, so I can arrange them and they’ll be adorable. I want to invite everyone, but not. I will shun people who would ruin my wedding. I will not feel obligated to include them. Ever.</p>
<p>I want my husband and all of the groomsmen in simple, chic, black tuxes. I’m not sure about the type of flower yet, but I think I will end up going with simple pink and cream. Maybe violet, I’m not sure. Or possibly a springy, minty green accent. Not sure.</p>
<p>It will be between April-June. On a Saturday. At 11 AM, reception at 2 PM.</p>
<p>I want a church service and then an outdoor reception. With big tents. And flowers everywhere. And delicious food. It will probably be lots of seafood (halibut, lobster, salmon) and Caesar salads. Because they’re my favorite.</p>
<p>And I think I want a banana cake for my wedding cake. I love banana cake.</p>
<p>And dancing! LOTS of dancing. I want a band. Like in “My Best Friend’s Wedding.” I want that band.</p>
<p>And my dress. I want it to be a creamy white, but still crisp. Nothing too yellowy. With possibly a really really thin barely-pink overlay, so people will be like “Is that dress pink? No, no…its white…but is it kind of pink?” Yes. Sweetheart neckline. Sort of a mermaid shape, but one I can walk in. I want it to be really fitted at the top, and to kind of curve down the back and then flow out at the bottom.</p>
<p>I’m still not sure about my hair. But I don’t want a really long veil. Hmm…I want a ring bearer. A cute little boy in a tux. I want original, cute, funny vows. </p>
<p>I want amazing toasts/speeches.</p>
<p>Oh, there’s so much more…but my mind is going nuts with just that, so…yes.</p>
<p>Are you planning on getting married this April-June?</p>
<p>Are you planning on getting married this April-June?</p>
<p>Nooo. Unless Brad Pitt from Thelma and Louise shows up.</p>
<p>Will you tell us about the bridesmaid dresses?</p>
<p>Do you own a Cosby sweater?</p>
<p>What does your writing look like?</p>
<p>Do I judge people based on their writing?</p>
<p>Will you tell us about the bridesmaid dresses?</p>
<p>I want them to be all different styles (determined by me) for each bridesmaid so they’re all wearing something flattering. I’m gonna be honest, they will most likely be pink. They will all be above or at the knee (no one gets a long dress besides me). </p>
<p>Also, I’ll have a white/pinkish reception dress that I can dance in. Probably strapless and sweetheart neckline again.</p>
<p>Do you own a Cosby sweater?</p>
<p>No, this is me, remember.</p>
<p>What does your writing look like?</p>
<p>It’s cursive, and…curly. But it’s not that bubble-ish idiot girl handwriting. No no no.</p>
<p>Do I judge people based on their writing?</p>
<p>Don’t we all?</p>
<p>What happened once before?</p>
<p>Did they say it wasn’t you?</p>
<p>What is your favourite class?</p>
<p>Did I try the telephone?</p>
<p>What happened once before?</p>
<p>You came to my door.</p>
<p>Did they say it wasn’t you?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What is your favourite class?</p>
<p>AP English Literature.</p>
<p>Did I try the telephone?</p>
<p>Yes, they said I wasn’t home.</p>
<p>Is calc your least favourite class?</p>
<p>Am I going to watch the season finale of Lost?</p>
<p>Am I saying goodnight?</p>
<p>Am I saying sweet dreams?</p>
<p>Is calc your least favourite class?</p>
<p>YES. Oh, DVR, how did you know?</p>
<p>But the thing is, I try to understand math. Because I don’t want to be one of those girls. Those girls who wear shirts that say “I’m too pretty to do math.” No. That’s embarrassing.</p>
<p>But I still am not good at math. And I hate my calculus teacher.</p>
<p>Am I going to watch the season finale of Lost?</p>
<p>Me too!</p>
<p>Am I saying goodnight?</p>
<p>Yes (:</p>
<p>Am I saying sweet dreams?</p>
<p>Mmhmm, I say the same to youuuu.</p>
<p>Are you watching the National Championship game and crying?</p>
<p>Are you going to answer my question on the other thread thingy cause it’s bugging me?</p>