<p>Mike gives horrible advice</p>
<p>fighting words</p>
<p>Mike, how can I become an alien?</p>
<p>@lablondie - Get a shower in the morning before school everyday, it helps you wake up.</p>
<p>@stuck - anything in moderation</p>
<p>@yousefyou - Try searching forum on topics, or ask me any question you wish about being a high schooler or applying to colleges.</p>
<p>@ Icer - if by horrible you mean terrific, yes i do give horrible advice</p>
<p>@ Penn - lose your citizenship and then attempt to sneak back into the US.</p>
<p>mike, I’ve decided to tkae the SAT in November. I already got a Math tutor (bec. my math is only 670 after 6 times).
This isn’t a question, I’m just bored :)</p>
<p>NO!!! I mean like an out of space alien. How can I be one?</p>
<p>Become a farmer and get some probes. If you find a crop circle in your field, its been done.</p>
<p>I hate math. I got 7 out of 15 questions wrong on a test I took. I’m taking SAT II math this year, but i think it’s a bad idea…</p>
<p>Dear mike,
My friends and I have found loopholes in our school’s network security; the school’s fate is now in our hands. At our will, * can remotely shutdown (timed - 30 seconds till shutdown… can’t be stopped) our whole school’s server simultaneously; all data unsaved will be lost. Should we go through with it? 
How about more small-scale shutdowns, like a wing, or a LAN in a classroom? How about remote accessing? Currently, due to the genius of our school, I have figured out the IPs of our LAN, and also the computer names. We can remotely access each and every single one of the computers within 4 - 5 rooms scattered throughout the building. Also, we can do timed shutdowns on a specific computer if needed.</p>
<p>Ah, needed to let that out.</p>
<p>Yours truly,
Chaos. :)</p>
<p>that sounds very amusing chaos, I was comparing what you just said to what we have at my school only to be reminded that my school - one of the most expensive and prestigious in the city - doesn’t even have internet. During our IT period, we play games on the computers.</p>
<p>Yes, it is quite amusing indeed. 
By the way, is Alexandria very beautiful? Off the coast of the Mediterranean it lies, I believe?</p>
<p>Congratulations Chaos, but make sure if you do anything, that nothing can be traced to you.</p>
<p>Yes, I believe it has a large tourist population. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that where one fo the 7 wonders of the world is located?</p>
<p>Um…it’s on the mediterranean. It’s okay for the most part.
But the best place to be/live/go to here is by the sea and/or the quieter areas of the city.</p>
<p>and, mike, it HAD one of the seven wonders. The Pharoe (lighthouse) was here but was destroyed in a big ass earthquake 300 years ago. and it does have planty of tourists.</p>
<p>Do you suggest making an administrator account? Otherwise, Remote Access is denied. It is a very simple process; one makes a new account in the Command Prompt, and a password can be set within seconds. However, there is a minute risk of me being caught; and the only ways would be
- Physical observance
- Genius teacher who sifts through the Registry Editor’s thousands of files to check for extra accounts under administrator every day.
Or, I could get a temporary adminstrator, access this CP, install a Remote Access software, then get a proxy server. This would completely hide all traces. :)</p>
<p>why bother? It sounds like fun but I’d be too lazy to go through all that.</p>
<p>But its so fun!! Me and my friend were giggling like schoolgirls all throughout Computer Apps! XD</p>
<p>Dear Mike,
Out of curiousity, what do you think I look like in real life? Anyone else can answer also. :)</p>
<p>Regards,
TheConfusedOne.</p>
<p>Definitely shorter than 5 feet 8 inches. Probably weigh less than 140 pounds.</p>
<p>Only the latter is correct. Facial features? :)</p>