<p>soulstealer07, Mike’s advice comes right from the first part of ur username! (lol!)</p>
<p>thanks! any other book recommendations? im planning to read a **** load of books this summer</p>
<p>mike,
what is the meaning of life?</p>
<p>Mike,
When was the last time you had sexual intercourse with my mother?</p>
<p>Mike, what is the proper amount of nervousness for the college admissions process?</p>
<p>Mike, when am I going to school? (this morning I mean)</p>
<p>mike: how long do you plan on doing this? Do you mind the amazing meaninglessness of some of the questions?</p>
<p>Dear Mikey,</p>
<p>If someone were to call me a fat cow, how would you defend my honor?</p>
<p>Love, </p>
<p>Flamey</p>
<p>Mike, if I were to call flamey a fat cow, how would you react?</p>
<p>Mike,
We’ve never met, therefore, I do not love you. I thought you were smarter than that, right?</p>
<p>Why don’t you love me? I’m now depressed :'(</p>
<p>Love,
Venkat the Great</p>
<p>Mike,</p>
<p>I am doing a presentation on Nervous Conditions with my subject being color symbolism. Now, do you think that the contrast between white/black is the usual racism-related imagery used, or that it stretches beyond that and goes to show the way Tambu should tackle her education, namely use the white/anglicized education in order to challenge the foundations of it?</p>
<p>Also, have you read Waiting for Godot? Do you think that Gogo and Didi are representatives of the Story of the Two Thieves, and would you agree with me that the juxtaposition of them in conjunction with the bare tree is symbolic of Christ with the two thieves by his side?</p>
<p>I’m not doing this on purpose, I’m just incredibly masochistic. (hence the discussing lit stuff)</p>
<p>sunshine - That probably was a bad day. If I wore a woman, I would where whatever was comfortable, cause I’m lazy like that.</p>
<p>soul - my head and my computer.</p>
<p>wolf - stick to classics</p>
<p>soul - procreation</p>
<p>pwn - I can’t remember the last time I had sex with your mother. </p>
<p>tri - 86
Thats on my personal scale of trepedation.</p>
<p>not - whenever you feel like it</p>
<p>MBP - I don’t know, and no. </p>
<p>flame - Yes.</p>
<p>not - I would defend her honor. I hope flame isn’t a fat cow. </p>
<p>venkat - left. We’ve never met, therefore, I do not love you. I thought you were smarter than that.</p>
<p>debate - I think white and black as colors has more to do with good versus evil than race. </p>
<p>No.
I don’t know.
Yes, I agree.</p>
<p>Dear Mike,</p>
<p>My incredibly awesome question is: would you be willing to wear Velcro shoes if you knew that doing so would save you an average of 48.37 seconds per day? Plan and write an essay in which you develop your point of view on this issue. Support your position with reasoning and examples taken from your reading, studies, experience, or observations.</p>
<p>Dear Mike, </p>
<p>Why you got to break my heart like that? :(:(:(
I’m sad now</p>
<p>Venkat the Great</p>
<p>P.S.
Why am I signing these “Venkat the Great”??</p>
<p>Dear Mike,</p>
<p>Do you like the word rubbergust? I cant stop myself from saying it. It just rolls of the tongue. Also do you think I have a problem If I say it around every minute to two minutes to myself either quietly or loud when no one is around. It has only started recently though.</p>
<p>howd the chicken cross the 8 lane freeway.
(heres a hint: take the f out of free and the f out of way)</p>
<p>Dear Mike,</p>
<p>What is the best sounding name ever?</p>
<p>Dear Mikey,</p>
<p>If my milkshake brang all the boys to the yard, how much would I have to charge? Should I accept cash or credit?</p>
<p>Love,</p>
<p>Flamey</p>
<p>wow props dude for actually answering all these stupid questions that ppl asked you.</p>
<p>Dearest Mike,</p>
<p>Do you miss me?</p>
<p>Sincerely,
lb</p>