<p>DECISION: ACEPTED</p>
<p>Height: 5’9" (slightly more in centimeters)
Weight: 135 lbs
Age: 18.322
Age when born: 2.4566
Age of father when born: 33
Age of mother when born: 17
Smoking?: always
Personal Motto: “Death to the infidels”</p>
<p>SAT Score: 2260
Day of the week that I took the SAT: Saturday
Correlation between that day’s barometric pressure and SAT score: 97%
Chance that correlation implies causation: 45%
SAT II Score: Over 9,000
AP Classes: AP Macroeconomics (3), AP Art History (4), AP Secret Shopping (5), AP Attacking the Homeless When they are Most Vulnerable (7), AP Crying Alone in my Bedroom (4)
Other awards: Best Ass in the Tulsa, Oklahoma, HOOTERS© Saturday Night “Karaoke & Kompetition,” Most Likely to be Vice-President</p>
<p>Extra-curricular activities: Hatred of infidels and/or the homeless</p>
<p>viva barnard ladyzzzz</p>