<p>I’ll never leave the plantation! Are ya’ll nuts! Ya’ll don’t have sweet tea & shrimp & grits up there. Plus I live a genteel lifestyle and wouldn’t survive up there. Ya’ll’s yankee-ness is rubbing off on my son though. Last he was home he said, “Get in the ca”. I stopped and said, “Where have your r’s gone boy!” I could almost get a second home in little Italy. The cannoli made my eyes roll back in my head. Maybe not, I have to stay here so I’ll have plenty of room to keep my goat that Bill is trying to get. The goat keeps the back 40 clear.</p>
<p>And before ya get your panties in a wad over the Jamz’ room, all I did was up date abit. Its now the KP room complete with Merchant Marine & KP flags and photos of his new academy. All of the awards are now in a photo album and the medals in a box. Whoops! Gotta go eat.</p>