Best fish for a college dorm?

An alternative is to get plants. Still alive, still has some element of responsibility involved, but won’t be too heartbreaking if it dies.

Bonus: it doesn’t smell (usually), can stand being left alone for shorter breaks (though it’ll still need a caretaker during longer ones) and is more decorative than a lonely fishbowl. Get an low light indoor plant that can tolerate missed waterings, and you’ll be set.