<p>english honors, 9th grade. a girl was giving a presentation on judaism in english class (we were reading the chosen).
she asks if there are any questions.
kid: “so, is muhammad ali, like, a really important prophet in your religion?” dead serious.</p>
<p>world history honors, same year:
kid’s twin brother (yes, there are 2. it’s not a good situation.): “we’re reading a book in english about the vietnam war. it’s called a separate peace.”</p>