Breaking news - zodiac signs change!

<p>[Zodiac</a> Signs change with addition of Ophiuchus](<a href=“BBJ: EMD Serono to Build $70M Expansion in Billerica – NECN”>BBJ: EMD Serono to Build $70M Expansion in Billerica – NECN)</p>

<p>Is this the Onion messing with us? Say it out loud…</p>

<p>OTOH, I welcome every case where someone debunks non-science…</p>

<p><a href=“Ophiuchus”>quote</a> out loud it sounds like someone is messing (polite word) with us.

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too funny!!</p>

<p>I thought this was bizarre - but then I read it in Time… and well, my son WAS a sagittarius but never fit the mold. Born Dec 3. He is a molecular biology biochemistry major… as I said to him after reading the descriptor on Time.com … “no pressure.” :)</p>

<p>JeSuis,
If your profile pg is correct and your bday is Dec 10, its YOU!!!

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<p>I am still a Scorpio, no matter what this new stuff says. I definitely AM a Scorpio ;)</p>

<p>I agree! I am still a Pisces, and I have the tattoo to prove it on my ankle.</p>

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<p>Can you imagine the lines forming at all the tattoo parlors with people who have the wrong zodiac sign now wanting to have the wrong sign somehow transformed into the new sign?</p>

<p>That would suck.</p>

<p>I have been a Taurus all my life and I’m not gonna change. No way. Ask anybody… I am bull-headed, I am NOT ram-headed. No.</p>

<p>Outa my way Minnesota Planetarium Society. I’m a Taurus. Got that??!!?</p>

<p>P.S. Maybe this only applies to Minnesotans. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.</p>

<h1>27 - priceless!!! Teri and jym, your posts made my day! At least the Zodiac sign stuff I have is Christmas ornaments! I think we had some Zodiac shuffling in my family, too - we are all summer babies!</h1>

<p>Hey, I’m one of these new Ophiuchusses! Ophiuchi?</p>

<p>ILoveLA: You’re not alone, I’ve also become Ophiuchus </p>

<p>Here is the Pronunciation in English</p>

<p>[Ophiuchus</a> pronunciation: How to pronounce Ophiuchus in English](<a href=“http://www.forvo.com/word/ophiuchus/]Ophiuchus”>How to pronounce Ophiuchus in English - Definition of Ophiuchus in English)</p>

<p>I positively believe the following from TBBT:

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<p>I can be a Taurus, if it means I win the lottery this year.</p>

<p>I am still a Taurus, I never thought it fit my personality at all…I must have had some strong moons or something.</p>

<p>OTOH - H is now a Taurus, which does fit him much better than Gemini.</p>

<p>Anybody wanna hazard a guess as to what the sign for Ophiuchus will be?? :eek: Lots of entertaining images are running thorugh my head! :D</p>

<p>Poor Nancy Reagan! What will she do? LOL… </p>

<p>I think my entire family will just ignore this! I am still an Aquarius, and I like being near the water, or on it or in it!</p>

<p>Can I have more hours in the day, too? Can I now be younger than I thought I was?</p>

<p>Thats brilliant, franglish! However, lets jsut make the weekends longer, not hte weekdays. They are long enough!</p>

<p>My S was apparently born on the cusp of Scorpio and Ophiuchus…I have to say that Scorpio suits him MUCH more than Sagittarius! :)</p>

<p>BTW, to give serious astrologers their due–I have known a couple, both of whom were actually remarkably insightful, from wherever that insight was derived–the sun sign is actually a comparatively minor factor in what they do. It’s something like the relative importance of Chanukah as a Jewish religious holiday: grossly inflated in the public mind. The whole thing is a lot more complex and more subtle than the popular media would have it. (As usual.)</p>

<p>Regarding the extra “month,” isn’t it the case that in a strictly lunar calendar, there are in fact more than 12 “moons” in a year?</p>

<p>OK, I’m the new one. For those of us who tell the Chanukah story (Antiochus, anyone?), pronunciation is a snap! (Although I disagree with the one on the link. I’d pronounce it “Oh-FI-a-chus” or “Oh-fi-U-chus” with the Hebrew “ch” sound.) Haven’t read the definitions, though.</p>

<p>But my definitely two-sided DH has gone from Gemini to Taurus (then again, he can be stubborn!). And my Libra has become Virgo. </p>

<p>Weird.</p>

<p>[No</a>, your zodiac sign hasn’t changed – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs](<a href=“http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/?iref=NS1]No”>http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/?iref=NS1)</p>

<p>I guess there is more than one way to read the whole thing. My D was mad that she was going to “stop being a mermaid!” Now she can continue to have a tail.</p>