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<li><p>Look at her and say “Did he go to jail?” When she asks who, say “Your father–when he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”</p></li>
<li><p>Laser tag. Even if she hates it, she can take out her anger on you for taking her on such a sucky date by killing you. Again and again and again.</p></li>
<li><p>Point out everything that SHE does wrong. Eventually, she’ll be so obsessed with not screwing up in front of you that she won’t notice when you screw up.</p></li>
<li><p>Moon her.</p></li>
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<p>man, they’re great. especially in cute shoes. my favorite, though, dude, is when a girls feet go commando in tennis shoes. no socks, ya know? it makes me feel all naughty inside.</p>
Said like a true man. High fives pal. I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT. Bra strap?? WHAT HAVE THE GUYS BEEN DOING TO YOU?? ahahaha. It sounds like your ghetto brother posted that.</p>
<h1>3 . . . that sounds like something we’re all so familiar with. ;) lmao.</h1>
<p>I think somebody’s just jealous cuz they b---- got hit. ;)</p>