<p>Ordering martinis would be a respectful nod to Yale. </p>
<p>The YALIE ■■■■■ (a well known Yale and New Haven spokeperson at “the other site”) is fond of telling everyone how far New Haven has progressed in its effort to irradicate slums and fill empty storefronts.</p>
<p>He has told us many times about the scores of “upscale martini bars” bordering the Yale campus.</p>
<p>So it occurred to me that a tour of these establishments would be a nice introduction to New Haven for the rookies!</p>