<p>Here, here!</p>
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<p>I was positively aghast when I read this brave man’s story!</p>
<p>Ah those wascally Smithonian scientists! If they took the sticks out their butts about this “scientific standards” malarkey, they might notice the true genius of the free-thinking daredevil Richard von Sternberg.</p>
<p>As one poster rightly pointed out, this poor man does NOT even believe in Intelligent Design! Now some idiots might say, wait, this guy was a prominent member of the creationist Baraminology study group in 2001, he’s a card-carrying member of the ID professional fanclub ISCID, he’s given all these private lectures for ID conferences, etc etc. “Ohhhh”, those pencil-necked labcoats probably would probably say, “Sternberg’s actions seem to totally contradict his words.” Well ya, maybe in YOUR elitist world, Mr. Scientist, Sternberg would seem like a bald-faced liar, but if you free yourself from the dogma of common sense and logic, you might actually realize Sternberg is just better at free-thinking than you! BURN!!!</p>
<p>After all, we all know that these bug-eyed pencil-pushers are just threatened and jealous of Sternberg academic prowess. The Proceedings of the Biological Society of Washington maybe an backwater journal dedicated to obscure taxonomy issues on how to classify genuses and families, but it’s the perfect place for a debate on the entire evolutionary theory versus Intelligent Design. What does the ID guy’s paper remotely have to do with the journal’s scope? To be honest, Sternberg’s thought process on that one is pretty incomprehensible. So incomprehensible that it must have been the result of an intelligent designer (Mr Sternberg, good work). ID wins again!</p>
<p>After all the intellectual heavy-lifting Sternberg did, you would think his academic colleagues would be grateful, but no such luck. As totally-impartial-with-no-transparent-political-motives James McVay found, Stephen Sternberg was downright crucified with mean emails… and, uh, EVEN MORE MEAN EMAILS. James McVay, being an astute appointee of George W Bush, noticed the obvious First Admentment violations, specifically in the “special snowflake” provision guaranteeting protection from all meanies and their meanie criticisms. Sternberg may be an intellectual god, but he has a soft heart, and it’s totally unfair to expect that he be all “justifying his argument” instead of the much better “tearworks with sad-violin-playing to the reporter.”</p>
<p>Yessiree, I think Sternberg is just a causality to the lesser minds that surround him.</p>
<p>BUT THEY CANT STOP THE TRUTH!!!111!!!</p>
<p>WHOOOAAA!</p>