<p>Just for the record, I am Stowmom’s “D”, as she says. </p>
<p>When I was in high school, our school newspaper editor wrote an article claiming penguins were mammals. I printed out two articles: one defining mammals, and one defining penguins as birds. I left them on her desk in AP English, and she told the teacher someone must have left them there by mistake. I was rather peeved.</p>