Can't believe I'm really gonna ask this but here goes...

<p>jmwrites: That’s brilliant! and truly hysterical.</p>

<p>I received some terrific responses, both on the board and via private message. You folks are just the best. My paradigm shifted FAST! :)</p>

<p>And funny enough, my own father actually called and asked me about it today! I was able to put his mind at rest thanks to all of you.</p>