<p>Tell you what, Christcorp. If, by some unfortunate event, I find myself floating in the mid-Atlantic, holding a beacon and praying for that wonderful sound of a Coast Gaurd helo overhead, I’ll be sure to make radio contact with them as they approach.</p>
<p>Me: “Coast Guard Helo, this is Bullet. Are you visual with my smoke?”</p>
<p>CG Helo: “Contact Red Smoke. Sending in the rescue diver.”</p>
<p>Me: “Copy, CG Helo. By any chance, is Christcorp’s boss on board?”</p>
<p>CG Helo, slightly confused, “Uh, that’s a negative.”</p>
<p>Me: “Good, because I don’t want to be resued by a WEENIE!” </p>
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<p>Me, 10 minutes later, watching the tail end of the Helo disappear in the distance: “Hey, wait. I was just joking!!! Please!!! Anyone??? Even a WEENIE? Oh, cr@p!” 
:)</p>