this one took me a minute- slow data processing today LOL
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Thank you for always making me laugh with your humor posts, especially on days when I REALLY need it! 
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So one day at the bank, a frog walks into the office of loan Officer, Patricia Wack.
The frog sits down, and says “I need a $20,000 loan. I don’t have income, but I have this asset as collateral” He pulls out a porcelain bird, and puts in on the desk.
“Oh”, adds the frog, “my dad was Mick Jagger”.
Patricia stares at the frog, stares at the bird.
The frog says “take the bird to your manager and show it to him, he’ll understand”.
So Patricia takes the bird, walks into the manager, tells him “there’s a frog out there who wants a $20,000 loan. He says that His father was Mick Jagger, and he handed this to me. I mean, what is it, even?”
The Manager looks at the bird, looks at Patricia, and says:
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“It’s a knick-knack, Patti Wack, give the frog a loan, his old man was a Rolling Stone”
We really need a groan emoji in the response options.
Don’t we already have a Dad Jokes thread? 
But this one was really good!!
I think this one belongs in the Dad Jokes thread. I can hear my dad…