My dog just got out of six long (for both of us) weeks wearing a cone. I can relate to that pee traffic controller dog.
Spot on!
To be fair, those do accurately sum it up.
Yep, the official TLDR for each.
I asked ChatGippity to give me a two-sentence humorous synopsis of Wuthering Heights:
A brooding orphan and a feral heiress fall into a toxic, century-spanning love affair that makes everyone around them wish they’d just stayed single. Wuthering Heights: where the moors aren’t as bleak as the dating pool.
And Gone With the Wind:
A manipulative Southern belle survives war, poverty, and multiple husbands, but still can’t figure out why everyone’s mad at her. Gone With the Wind: where plantation drama, bad timing, and hoop skirts collide.
This doesn’t bode well for the New Yorker cartoon caption contest or SNL…
They really do. I am torn between Grapes of Wrath, Ulysses, and Walden as my favorites.
I vote for Walden!
