<p>It is of course an update of an old joke, but their is great wisdom in the turn of phrase:
“Yesterday we were campaigning… Today you voted.”</p>
<p>Thanks LTS.</p>
<p>I would like to be the Surgeon General (even though I am only an RN).</p>
<p>I’d like to be in charge of the Rose Garden. :)</p>
<p>I move that we do away with secretary of state. It is an overrated office and really expendable. We have the number one military in the world (that means “on the planet” for you parvenues) and don’t need to employ diplomacy with that sort of overwhelming persuation.</p>
<p>Besides, I cannot think of one poster here who has the requisite tact for such a lofty perch.</p>
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AHHHHHHHH, then you have not searched NEARLY extensively enough! ;)</p>
<p>Speaking of lofty perches, maybe we can make you Secretary of the Bidet?</p>
<p>Keep it clean, berurah, keep it clean.</p>
<p><em>lol</em> leanid…gives new meaning to the term “dirty politics”???</p>
<p>ROTFL!!! Where’s the EPA - Garland, help, please, cleanup in post #20-ish</p>
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<strong><em>CLUNK</em></strong><----------Me falling out of my chair, EXPLODING into gales of laughter!!! 
:D</p>
<p>We’re doing a study, LTS, I’ll get back to you.</p>
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<p>No, no. In the EPA you first have to form and convene a scientific advisory board on the issue and also seek industry input before you can do a study.</p>
<p>Anyway, I thought that we had elected Curmudgeon president last year. Sure, I know that was for Confidentia College but it also was for our self-decided leadership group, which is now seeking to take over the government by coup, it seems. In which case we should retain our current leadership structure.</p>
<p>Has anyone applied for the director of the Mint. I really like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$4</p>
<p>dos~</p>
<p>As long as you don’t see fit to oust me! I <em>AM</em> Secretary of Defense, and I’m NOT steppin’ down!!! :mad:</p>
<p>I see I have been nominated for a position once compared (unfavorably) to “a pitcher of warm spit.” Hmmm. And what’s more, TheDad wants to take me out and utilize my post to advance his evil plots. Then drb wants to make my heartbeat all that separates FountainSiren from the opportunity to become the Leader of the Free World. Yeah like I need that kind of life expectancy! Tell you what - I’ll pass the torch to both of them - FS as POTUS, TheDad as as eminence grise. </p>
<p>I’ll hide in my backyard.</p>
<p>Can I be somebody important and influential? I’m tired of thinking. </p>
<p>Something with a corner office, maybe? An appointment would be nice, rather than an elected position, because I don’t like to make phone calls.</p>
<p>Berurah: SInce we didn’t have a Secretary of Defense at the College, the position is open and — you’ve got it! Unless, that is, you get on the wrong side of our Prez or go hunting with the wrong person.</p>
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I shall try ever so hard to tame my <strong>WILD</strong> hunting instincts, just for YOU… <em>and</em>…
MOI??? On the wrong side of <em>ANYONE</em>? Not a possibility! ;)</p>
<p>~berurah, Secretary of Defense</p>
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<strong><em>ROFLMAO</em></strong> AHHHHH, but binx, you already <em>ARE</em>!!! All you’re missing is the title, and I’m sure we’ve got the <em>perfect</em> one for you!</p>
<p>Binx:</p>
<pre><code>Tired of thinking? Don’t like to make phone calls? Sounds like director of FEMA is the job for you.
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<p>Tell you what, Binx, I’ll put in a good word for you for the Federal Appeals Court. How about, say, the 9th District? Or, if you don’t mind the loss of respect, you could take one of the eight open seats on the Supreme Court. It’s indoor work, with no heavy lifting, and you even get to pick out your own chair. The lifetime appointment with no oversight or accountability is a real bonus, too.</p>
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<li>Rick Tyler
CJOSC</li>
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