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<p>Trojan Horses??? ;)</p>
<p>I could, I suppose, but I’m expecting that at any time, a king will shout “A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!” Now how much would I make on that sale, do you suppose?</p>
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<p>Which leads me to think of another nomination-- Cangel for Surgeon General. jmmom- you are definitely the court jester. “roro by any other name”… too funny!
And binx, I’ll spin your comma any time ;)</p>
<p>marite - I think we already have a horse. Allmusic said she wanted to be the nag.</p>
<p>Ah… but did you ever hear of a king shouting “A nag, a nag, my kingdom for a nag!”? Or is it just a matter of marketing? A nag by any other name would serve as well?</p>
<p>Now in a democracy, a nag works very well. Look at the blogosphere. But in a monarchy, I dunno. It’s a dangerous job, ya know. There’s the Queen shouting “Off with her head!” And she does not even say “Let 'em eat cakes.”</p>
<p>Um, what did you people DO? LOL! I spend a day, um, doing some actual work, seeing as how SOMEONE has to pay the bills for Marite’s new horses (do you even KNOW how much those things EAT??? - why can’t we use goats instead???), and CGM’s global excursions to the most expensive places on earth, and I come back here, and now there’s kings, popes, horses, and the Sec Def is off arranging illicit affairs instead of defending the homeland (and promoting birth control, in spite of the very clear fact that we’re now governed by a hybrid pope-king [how does THAT work exactly???]), the Mint isn’t printing any money, and the EPA is doing a study that is totally unasked for, unauthorized, that no one wanted, and that will never be read, the surgeon general won’t show up for work, the education secretary wants to ride horses instead of doing any real work, and meanwhile the oil spill in post 20-ish still spreads. </p>
<p>This is clearly all Kluge’s fault, for refusing the election results, and Curmudgeon’s, since he was the clear favorite anyway. Actually, I don’t get what was so hard about being cyber-pres in the case of the latter - he already owns the Texas ranch, all he had left to do was learn how to say “nyeooooo-queue-leyar” (sp?), oh, and bomb a few very far away places that produce media coverage in a language that no one can read - how hard is THAT?</p>
<p>Wait - did I read that right - we’re putting condoms on equestrian animals…er - WHY??? or do I need another cup of espresso - or do we need a Ministry of Equestian Affairs - someone please 'splain…</p>
<p>latetoschool~</p>
<p><strong><em>ROFLMAO</em></strong>!!!</p>
<p>What can I say, &*#@ happens?? ;)</p>
<p>and yeah, you’d better keep that espresso on <em>ALL</em> day!!! </p>
<p>You’re right though…it’s all------------>KLUGE’S<------------ FAULT!!! Someone, call a meeting QUICKLY!! :eek:</p>
<p>~berurah, Secretary of Defense</p>
<p>If we are going to put condoms on equestrian animals, we need a Dept of Health and Horse Services.</p>
<p>This nag is most definitely not taking THAT job.</p>
<p>I can’t think of anything witty to say, but I sure am enjoying reading! What is it with elected officials and their one-track minds? Is that why all the job titles end with “affairs?” (Sorry, Allmusic, for dragging you into this.)</p>
<p>Wait a minute. We are clean. Foreigners have Ministries of Foreign Affairs (guess why). We’ve got a Dept. of State (less travel needed, and it does not specify which state).</p>
<p>I still want to be in charge of the mint, but I want to be Sect’y of the Interior too! I figure, since I am in the middle of a major re-model, I could get working immediately on corruption (what every government needs) and “borrow” from the mint to pay the interior decorator, tile guy, contractor, painters, etc. Shhhhh! No one needs to know. ;)</p>
<p>blucroo - work your new jobs from home, and take the redo as a tax deduction – after all, you need an office!</p>
<p>Okay, studies be dammed!!! I’m declaring this whole thread a priority Superfund site, in line for immediate cleanup.</p>
<p>But, since the Superfund is pretty much bankrupt, no one need worry. Just carry on with your normal business, and ignore the chaos that it causes.</p>
<p>For all of the departments being set up, please make me the Deputy to the Deputy to the Deputy to the Deputy to the Deputy Dawg. I’ll be a bureaucrat buried so deep down into the department, I’ll just draw a paycheck, but no one will know what I do.</p>
<p>dig~</p>
<p>I’ll make sure you’re in <em>MY</em> department so’s I can keep an eye on YOU!!! ;)</p>
<p>Digmedia, you’ll fit in perfectly. The Department of Defense needs a few people to do sit on their hands and do nothing. :)</p>
<p>Hmm… I hereby resign as the CJOSC. Who cares about that.</p>
<p>I am now assuming the duties of the third assistant to the deputy assistant janitor of the Library of Congress, responsible for the third underbasement of the Lithuanian Papers Department. THAT should be a safe sinecure.</p>
<p>Wait a minute - I am not sure anyone here has the authority to accept your resignation. Therefore, I think you will have to execute the responsibilities of both offices.</p>
<p>We should definitely call a cabinet meeting to discuss. Let’s see - I think our cabinet consists of a horse, the Sec Def, the EPA, Health and Human Services but she’s sightseeing in Rome and the moment - oh, and we have a Pope/King. And a mint, and a Secretary of Education who is off riding horses all the time. </p>
<p>LOL I have no idea if we have a fully functional cabinet or not. I’m just the hapless taxpayer who writes checks at the mercy of whatever the lot of you decide to do. Maybe the Sec Def can stop by and piece this together.</p>