OP: I love your sense of humor (chance a future barista).
If serious about film, USC is the Holy Grail of schools due to well funded programs, location, and connections.
Northwestern, Wesleyan, Loyola Marymount, Florida State University (FSU), maybe Rutgers-NB, SCAD (Savannah College of Art & Design), maybe Emerson, and a number of others of which you are aware and others which appear on the list linked below:
Also, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada has a thriving film industry.