<p>Heh…</p>
<p>"Dear UChicago,</p>
<p>I do crosswords and I have the FoxTrot where Jason makes the ‘nerd search’ up on my door. It’s next to the ninja gingerbread man one, but I won’t go into that.</p>
<p>I don’t have a lot of ECs or leadership positions, but that simply gives me more free time to be weird and contemplate my life as a speck of dust. </p>
<p>Please let me into your school. PLEAAAASE. I’ll bake you brownies if you do. I make some kickbutt brownies, you know. Even if I do have to rely on the box mix sometimes. It happens. But I’d do it without…just for you, UChicago.</p>
<p>PLEEEEASE. Do you see how desperate I am to give you all this money I don’t actually have? Do you?! Honestly.</p>
<p>I love you, darling. I’m yours always and forever.</p>
<p>Love always,
(and really, this is LOVE, not just a fleeting passion, I swear),
me</p>
<p>xoxoxoxo"</p>
<p>I wish college admissions were like that.</p>