Chicago, you, and location.

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-This is a myth. I have never even heard of it except when I read it in the Fiske college book. Sorry to disappoint, but no one actually cheers like this.

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<p>Very true. That cheer does not exist.</p>

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Chicago is all about the one night hook-up. At least for your first couple years.

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<p>It is about hook-ups if you are in the good-looking clique. If not, you date. </p>

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Also, there really is no school spirit, but who cares. Your education is more important than how riled up people get about attending their school’s sporting events.

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<p>No wonder you go to UofC. Not hard to figure out which house table you sit at…</p>