Coffee people, educate me about coffee makers, please

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<p>As you no doubt know, it’s not the tool, but the person wielding it that’s important. I would not even consider a cup of java unless the person brewing it is at least a BGA level 2.</p>

<p>Alternatively, you can get a Mr. Coffee or Black & Decker drip coffee maker, along with a small pack of filters, a can of Maxwell House coffee, cream and sugar and put it back in the cabinet after they leave. That would also suffice if I were your guest.</p>