<p>UCLA sounds like an ideal place for you or maybe you entered already transformed. I suspect that you have heard of Colgate but find its reputation, scope, setting and offerings all a bit too much. Never mind. When you have your epiphany you will redeem yourself.</p>
<p>In the real world of college search there are, of course, lots of alternatives and views. Astute applicants know where to look. And if they need some prose or poetry to appreciate the finer points, they can ask around.</p>
<p>The same applies to the jobs market. I hope you make have lots of personal friends to fill all those positions you intend to create. Sounds as if you have your work cut out. Your country needs you. Good luck!</p>